posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 08:23 AM
What SI hasn't mentioned is, the job he was recruited for is to set up chairs for the Officer's Luncheons when they hold them at the local
convention center. The "lesser of two evils" is that he could either do that or clean the bathrooms afterwards. He was recruited for this out of
high school due to his remarkably consistent performance on standardized spelling tests.
His colleagues are the guys who circulate with the crab cakes. You would not believe the information that the crab cake guy is privy to.
However, he's right about the tech. I know this because my defense contact (guy at the surplus store) tells me all sorts of obviously true stories.
He also said, and I'm sure SI knows this too, that Canada is actually 100 years ahead of us and has had time travel for decades. However, whenever
they go back and change something, it always creates a paradox that ends with the NHL never existing, so they legislated against ever using it.
Hockey, as it were, is actually a barometer for how much hidden tech a country has. Remember cold war Russia? Great hockey players. Now? Meh.
Africa? Awful hockey teams. You might think that's related to climate, but it's not. The Olympics of 1980 was actually a hidden conversation
where we let Russia know, in no uncertain terms, that we had surpassed them. And who has had the highest quality hockey for decades? Canada. Do not
trust them. They don't put their milk in bags because they have to.
I suggest not worrying until Iran has a bangin' hockey team.