Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
The "G" in the center of the Mason's symbol is the 7th letter of the alphabet.

Going grape for gasping galliforms.

Masons like grape jelly too. Code name 'V'iolet 'V'iolen. Veni Vidi Vici. Very vindictive vernacular.

Coincidence?

Quine

Ps: I thought you'd get a kick out of this:

Verbal chicanery of mine often ends up with hidden meaning. What God wants to say to another flows through me freely but is only detectable by those with the ears to hear, so to speak.

Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One

Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
The "G" in the center of the Mason's symbol is the 7th letter of the alphabet.

Going grape for gasping galliforms.

Masons like grape jelly too. Code name 'V'iolet 'V'iolen. Veni Vidi Vici. Very vindictive vernacular.

Coincidence?

Quine

Ps: I thought you'd get a kick out of this:

Verbal chicanery of mine often ends up with hidden meaning. What God wants to say to another flows through me freely but is only detectable by those with the ears to hear, so to speak.

When One listens with their asshole, they hear everything.

Anyone ever call you an ugly bitch, besides your brother?

Ribbit

Ps: You know I'm joking about the ugly part.

Pps: When God speaks thru me, it flows too, in the form of pee. Thirsty?

Ok this thread sucks...and its my own!


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Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
Riddle WE this:

What dew you get when you cross 2 dumb Pollocks and a Toad?

Bullocks that make saurkraut pierogis.

We figure out the Secret of H2O?

Yup, it's wet, most of the time..

Ribbit

Splamtamperibiniquablonkerfunkinititation

Ps: What's it like to be a Butterfly in a world of Moths that think they're Butterfies?

It's like nothing, since it's a world of moths that think they're butterflies, not a world of moths and butterflies where all but one is a butterfly and the rest are moths that think they're butterflies.

Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One

Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
Riddle WE this:

What dew you get when you cross 2 dumb Pollocks and a Toad?

Bullocks that make saurkraut pierogis.

We figure out the Secret of H2O?

Yup, it's wet, most of the time..

Ribbit

Splamtamperibiniquablonkerfunkinititation

Ps: What's it like to be a Butterfly in a world of Moths that think they're Butterfies?

It's like nothing, since it's a world of moths that think they're butterflies, not a world of moths and butterflies where all but one is a butterfly and the rest are moths that think they're butterflies.

On the Riddle:

"What dew you get when you cross 2 dumb Pollocks and a Toad?"

The #1 and only Rule of Logic is:

"Always question the Equation."

There were only three equations to question:

1. 2 dumb pollocks
2. a toad
3. the werd "cross"

Everyone knows it doesn't matter how many dumb pollocks are involved, it's going to be dumb no matter what, and they know that if a toad is involved, think the exact opposite of what you'd normally think, so that leaves the werd cross:

Adjective: Annoyed: "he seemed to be very cross".

Answer: 2 pissed off pollocks and a toad.

Ribbid

Ps: Deep Thought revealed the Answer last night and the resulting laughter shook it so hard, it blew a circuit. Johnny 5 is Alive! Fuk'n Fnords will get you every time.