posted on Jan, 1 2012 @ 12:53 PM
LOL...for those not too internet savy, it means laugh out loud.
Sounds innocent right?
Used many times daily in internet chats and text messages, lol has become many's go to phrase for referencing funny situations in text. Lately
however, many occurences have started where lol is being used in everyday verbal conversations...highschools, libraries, and coffee shops all across
the world are reporting increasing occurences at an alarming rate!
At first I shrugged this off as simply a fad, but increasing occurences with friends and neibors made me start to wonder otherwise. Some even using
lol in nearly every sentence they speak!
So I started to do some research into the topic online and after multiple days slaving over a hot keyboard to my suprise...I found absolutely nothing!
I was ready to abandon all hope, and give myself over to this lol croud when suddenly out of the middle of nowhere I received a message from an
confidential informant with inside ties to the government.
Through his work at the hotdog stand outside the CIA he informed me of numerous accounts of government agents telling him of a vast underground LOL
conspiracy currently being implemented on the masses that shook me to my core!
Through him I learned of the top secret initiative put into effect by injecting nano-type technology into our bloodstreams through flu vacines and
antibiotics administered by doctors offices all across the globe. These "nano-bots" as he called them were activated through a single use of the
They can be activated both verbally and through text!
Once active, a slow methodical take over of your thoughts and speech start to occur. At first you may find yourself using LOL in a text message, but
shortly after you find yourself using LOL in every sentence you text or speak!
The more LOL is used, the faster it sets in! Soon we'll all be ensnared in this "LOLification"!
In some severe cases, LOL becomes the only the only phrase the individual uses! (Bring this topic up in any of your favorite chatrooms, you'll see
what I mean!)
This is an LOL epidemic beyond all epidemics!
Even now as I type a croud of zombie like LOL teenie boppers have formed outside my home with cellphones and laptops in hand!
I truely fear for my life LOL!
We need to get the word out before we all get enslaved in this LOL craze!
OH MY GOD! LOL They're coming through the upstairs window!
If this is my last message I get to type...please!...tell my family and friends...
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