10. Let me waste all my money, because you think it grows on trees.
9. Let's cheat on the chick 3 houses down.
8. Let's follow my friends like a lost puppy dog.
7. I want a kid so bad, and since you haven't given me any, I'll sleep with all the tramps on the block..
6. I'll find a job after I leave you.
5. I'll find a hoe to give me a kid, since you won't.
4 Wow. I'll name my child after your sister. BARF...
3. Glad she has a job, she can support me now.
1. FU, Hope you get recalled to go to war.
There's the women version.
Cheaper being single.
Hate people that are one sided.
I was married 13 years before kids and friends fell in the picture.
edit on 31-12-2011 by Manhater because: (no reason given)