When it comes to end times crap I hate to admit it but the Christians got two things right, the mark of the beast is going to be a chip/barcode tat
and certain people are going to ascend out of the explicate order, not necessarily "christians" but...
As I understand it, you don't get raptured because you call yourself something or wear a cross around your neck but because you hold and cultivate
LOVE, after that its simply a matter of sympathetic resonance, you vibe with New Jerusalem or you are Left Behind.
I love the idea of New Jerusalem, y'know a golden age of superpowers, no stupid Bholes, no McDonalds, no Fox news...
Only problem is, I cannot feel love or anything positive, I only feel hatred, contempt and sometimes sadness. I don't want group consciousness, I
don't want to eat light - And Jesus needs to stay up on his cross where he belongs, quiet, passive, I'm not about to start taking orders from a
I feel like Denis Leary in Demolition Man, gimme lung-clogging smoke, bacon-cheeseburgers, Call of Duty on a big tv, I don't think the internets are
chock-full-O-nerd rage yet, and give me a woman of my very own, who makes sure I'm miserable and not getting laid.
I'm not done being human, I haven't even begun, and God wants to take it away!
So what if the sins of humanity are ACTUALLY ANNOYING ALIENS IN OTHER GALAXIES, I want to sleep in today, maybe watch a movie or contemplate killing
the people who have wronged me.
Heaven on earth?! its called a bj, and that would get old after an hour or two, and ya'll want 1000 years of bliss!
Let's back up here, I'm talking new age ascension, let's talk christian rapture.
You christian scumbags! Your brothers and sisters struggle to survive and all you can do is wallow in the self-righteousness of your VIP room, your
Christ would NEVER run from tribulation so why should you? Real Christians would BE RUNNING HEADLONG INTO THE MUSHROOM CLOUD TO SEE IF ANYONE NEEDED
Heaven on Earth?! The sooner you guys leave, the more earth will be like heaven, so keep looking up for your hippie, I've got internet porn and lower
chakras to deal with.
edit on 30-12-2011 by Kalki11 because: because