Perhaps at the next press conference someone should ask him out of the blue: "Mr. President, Do Mars chicks really have three breasts?"..and see if he trips up..

Originally posted by Destinyone
Can we send him back.....

Can we send you back?

Originally posted by sweetnlow
The martians told me the entire story is an out right lie, and that humans are ignorant monkeys that can barely tie their shoes

Imagine if they saw this post...

I don't know if Alfred is attempting to use his blog as a resume for the National Enquirer or be a guest on Coast to Coast AM with Some Idiot, but the "jump room to Mars" bit was popularized in a book called The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time. In that book (which is 99% fiction), they use an old fashioned computer, a psychic in a chair and alien technology to open a wormhole, they sent people inside the D&M Pyramid on Mars and found some Native American Indian stuff, but wait, the whole story is a fabrication, we have no wormhole technology, we are a type 0 civilization if anyone hasn't noticed, but somehow magically in a blog here, in a fictional book there we magically have jumped to type III.

Originally posted by Razimus
I don't know if Alfred is attempting to use his blog as a resume for the National Enquirer or be a guest on Coast to Coast AM with Some Idiot, but the "jump room to Mars" bit was popularized in a book called The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time. In that book (which is 99% fiction), they use an old fashioned computer, a psychic in a chair and alien technology to open a wormhole, they sent people inside the D&M Pyramid on Mars and found some Native American Indian stuff, but wait, the whole story is a fabrication, we have no wormhole technology, we are a type 0 civilization if anyone hasn't noticed, but somehow magically in a blog here, in a fictional book there we magically have jumped to type III.

Total bollocks but thanks for your opinion.