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I mean it, I'll leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 02:40 PM
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Thats a fine attempt to muddy the waters!
If you carry on this I'll debunk you so badly, youll be sleeping on the floor.




posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 02:44 PM
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Hilarious some people don't realize he's describing 90% of the members on this site.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 02:52 PM
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Not worth wasting my time over...

edit on 27-12-2011 by mamabeth because: changed my mind



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 02:56 PM
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In the spirit of this Post.......

NA NA NANANA.....
I disagree with you!



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 03:15 PM
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How many peeps aint getting this?Well done OP!Tell the asleeple!



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 03:49 PM
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I love all the people that are taking this post seriously haha



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 03:56 PM
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Hold on; I'll get my Jacket! I'm comin wi'tch ya'

next "moron" calls me a "moron"orworse yet the ever popular "moran";
i'll...
i'll...
I'll..
ooooohhh..

I'll
probably still waste time here( and kick myself later)...


edit on 27-12-2011 by 46ACE because: (no reason given)

edit on 27-12-2011 by 46ACE because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 03:58 PM
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Can I have your stuff?

Oh wait wrong forum....


I love how seriously some people took this. That's a pretty sad thing though, to be honest- the knee jerk reaction to not read the entire post or at least sense there might be some sarcasm to it.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by deepred
That's right, if everybody doesn't start agreeing with me.... I'm leaving ATS.

If the mods don't start shutting down the threads I don't like... I'm leaving.

If the mods don't remove the posts that I don't agree with... I'm leaving.

If people don't start respecting the fact that I am far more intelligent and exceedingly more knowledgeable on any and all subjects... I'm leaving.

If people do not become willing to be swayed by my opinions and bias.... I'm leaving.

I mean it... I'll leave... just try me... you'll see... I'll do it!

If people continue to post threads on subjects I don't like, find interesting or agree with... I'm leaving.

I understand that you, the inferior, desire to push the buttons on your keyboard, this is alright, as long as you align your opinions, views, interests and beliefs to match mine, if you don't... I'm leaving.

Really... I'll do it... I'll up and leave.

Furthermore, if I don't leave and this negative behavior continues I'll be left with no other options, and I will begin to add derogatory phrases and negative labels in my post replies, such as...

... "anyone with an IQ greater than their shoe size knows I'm right"

... "Hitler wouldn't agree with me either"

... "any morally sound human would agree with what I say"

... "only a paid shill would disagree with what I have to say"

... "oh, your one of them"

... 'I know your type"

And I'll start to throw around some labels too...

... 'chemmie"

... 'rabid republican'

... 'conspiracy nutter"

... 'worshiper / savior"

... 'brainwashed"

... 'asleep'

... "ignorant"

... 'alien loving freak"

And if forced to, I will derail your your useless thread by pointing out any grammatical errors, I will demand sources and pictures for every statement you make.

My only goal is to make things better for you. So, you now see, it will be much less painful for all of us if you just conform to my ideals, I ask, can't we all just get along and see it my way?

I stand for everything that is good and right in this world, if you are not with me, then you are against me and against all that is good and right in this world.

....and remember, before anyone replies, I have my hand on the door knob and I'll use it.












Did I miss all the threads of people threatening to leave ATS over the things your satire has brought up?



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by deepred
That's right, if everybody doesn't start agreeing with me.... I'm leaving ATS.

If the mods don't start shutting down the threads I don't like... I'm leaving.

If the mods don't remove the posts that I don't agree with... I'm leaving.

If people don't start respecting the fact that I am far more intelligent and exceedingly more knowledgeable on any and all subjects... I'm leaving.

If people do not become willing to be swayed by my opinions and bias.... I'm leaving.

I mean it... I'll leave... just try me... you'll see... I'll do it!

If people continue to post threads on subjects I don't like, find interesting or agree with... I'm leaving.

I understand that you, the inferior, desire to push the buttons on your keyboard, this is alright, as long as you align your opinions, views, interests and beliefs to match mine, if you don't... I'm leaving.

Really... I'll do it... I'll up and leave.

Furthermore, if I don't leave and this negative behavior continues I'll be left with no other options, and I will begin to add derogatory phrases and negative labels in my post replies, such as...

... "anyone with an IQ greater than their shoe size knows I'm right"

... "Hitler wouldn't agree with me either"

... "any morally sound human would agree with what I say"

... "only a paid shill would disagree with what I have to say"

... "oh, your one of them"

... 'I know your type"

And I'll start to throw around some labels too...

... 'chemmie"

... 'rabid republican'

... 'conspiracy nutter"

... 'worshiper / savior"

... 'brainwashed"

... 'asleep'

... "ignorant"

... 'alien loving freak"

And if forced to, I will derail your your useless thread by pointing out any grammatical errors, I will demand sources and pictures for every statement you make.

My only goal is to make things better for you. So, you now see, it will be much less painful for all of us if you just conform to my ideals, I ask, can't we all just get along and see it my way?

I stand for everything that is good and right in this world, if you are not with me, then you are against me and against all that is good and right in this world.

....and remember, before anyone replies, I have my hand on the door knob and I'll use it.












Thank God ,just leave,,,ATS needs to weed out the dumb and ignorant. The Less the merrier.

But you seem frustrated, have you tried porn?



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 05:07 PM
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if you want ATS to agree with you - you got to write what they want to herar :

PS this rarely requires any of the following :

facts

logic

truth

internal consistensy



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 05:32 PM
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ATS needs to weed out the dumb and ignorant. The Less the merrier.


Indeed.



edit on 27-12-2011 by MzMorbid because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 06:28 PM
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edit on 27-12-2011 by Foxy1 because: (no reason given)



Oh Noooooo!
edit on 27-12-2011 by Foxy1 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 07:21 PM
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Great Post....very funny and I love how some here on ATS couldn't see the humor in it. Those are the ones we hope will actually leave.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 07:56 PM
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Originally posted by deepred
And I'll start to throw around some labels too...

... 'chemmie"

... 'rabid republican'

... 'conspiracy nutter"

... 'worshiper / savior"

... 'brainwashed"

... 'asleep'

... "ignorant"

... 'alien loving freak"

And if forced to, I will derail your your useless thread by pointing out any grammatical errors, I will demand sources and pictures for every statement you make.

My only goal is to make things better for you. So, you now see, it will be much less painful for all of us if you just conform to my ideals, I ask, can't we all just get along and see it my way?

I stand for everything that is good and right in this world, if you are not with me, then you are against me and against all that is good and right in this world.



I've got one of those following me around.


I was feeling particularly frisky this afternoon after his latest attempt to derail one of my threads with demands of proof for minutia as he cast aspersions on my character - basically calling me a liar for no good reason - so I made this video just for him.



I can be such a smartass sometimes.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 08:02 PM
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I personally could care less. It is not necessary to announce your departure from the site. As a matter of fact, many valuable members have quietly dismissed themselves because of how convoluted the ignorant little pin heads who will never graduate community college have overtaken the site. Ats grew too much, too fast...



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 08:21 PM
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Many valuable members have either left voluntarily or they
were banned!
So,ignorant,little pinheads have overtaken the site...Would you
please tell everyone how YOU have personally contributed to
this site?
Instead of bickering about the poor quality of threads from us
ignorant,little pinheads why not dazzle us with your own brilliant
threads.
Ignorant people can be taught and can learn.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 08:35 PM
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Why whine? Just leave.

It's sheeple like you begging for attention that cause ATS to be less than what it actually is. I'm disgusted that you'd actually waste my time by posting such drivel for me to read.

Think about it.

I'm in a RANT forum.


Kudos!



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 10:12 PM
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Guys guys guys, the OP was taking the micky out of some members who act in this way.

It’s called having a go at them.

look at me… look at me… look at me.
I’m taking my bat and ball and I’m going home.
My mum said I’m not allowed to play with you anymore.
I’m telling my dad on you.

Thanks for the laughs OP, Come on people its called sarcasm



love and harmony
Whateva

edit on 27/12/11 by Whateva69 because: oops



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 10:27 PM
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Lets see...We just finished having christmas and my hubby was home
for several days.We traveled to two different states during that time.I
mentioned that my hubby was home and I got waaaay behind in my
housework.I have a 12 room house to clean and three cats to take care
of.
The sarcasm was overlooked by a housewife cleaning her house after
having hubby home for several days!



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