posted on Dec, 26 2011 @ 08:25 AM
I have to go with all the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theories we see here every day. It goes something like this: A giant invisible planet sent
reptilian creatures on UFOs to the Earth in the distant past and created human beings to work as slaves. These creatures, which are demonic in nature,
created religion. They are able to disguise themselves as human beings, but under poor television reception they can revert to their normal state.
These aliens have created secret societies, like the Masons, the Jesuits, the Boy Scouts, etc, who are obliged to publish cryptic accounts of their
plans in the form of popular songs, trademarks and television programs. The aliens have given these secret societies access to super-advanced
technology, which is used to travel through the solar system. This technology is kept secret from the "sheeple." Instead, the governments of the
world collaborate on maintaining the fiction that space agencies use primitive rockets; that's why all the Moon landings, ISS, etc, were faked.HAARP
is another, related, technology that the aliens have provided expressly for the purpose of creating earthquakes, tsunamis, and so forth. It is also
capable of broadcasting thoughts to people who have had microchips implanted in their heads. Sometimes these chips are implanted by little grey
aliens/demons, other times they are placed there by the family doctor. Since human beings would normally live forever, fleets of airliners are
equipped with tanks full of poison gas which they spray at high altitudes in order to cull the herd. These chemtrails can be manipulated by HAARP to
control the weather, and, naturally, they have the additional benefit of making it impossible for the sheeple of Earth to view the giant invisible
planet. It goes without saying that absolutely everything is under the complete control of these aliens. Every war, assassination, terrorist attack,
epidemic and missing sock is part of an immaculately plotted plan to replace the world that they have created over thousands of years with a New World
Order. Did I cover everything?