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What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

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posted on Dec, 29 2011 @ 03:50 PM
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That obama was elected.

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posted on Dec, 29 2011 @ 04:58 PM
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I thought as did you buddy but as horrible as it is to admit it I came to the conclusion that it has to be true? The only logical answer is that a global elite is running it all. Normal folks could never make it this bad....



posted on Dec, 29 2011 @ 07:20 PM
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There's no denying that many of the stories in the old and new testaments were "borrowed" from the Sumerian religious texts thousands of years before, including Adam and Eve, The Garden of Eden, The great flood, a child in a basket, a virgin birth etc.



posted on Dec, 29 2011 @ 07:34 PM
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The no 1 simply has to be spirit entities, claiming to be the 'invisible monotheist God' appearing to an individual, dictating a book of rules and then disappearing forever. - ludicrous! and yet it has completely suckered people in - two thirds of the world are under the spell of this.

For the modern age - the Global warming scam has to be the most far reaching, with the Obama fraud a close second.


edit on 29-12-2011 by JohhnyBGood because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 29 2011 @ 11:55 PM
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What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?
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Gotta be the idiot tin foil hat thing about how these 19 evil Arabs with boxcutters did 911 because "they hate our freedom", even tho they couldn't even fly a tiny Cessna and were goofing off as loudly as possible at CIA-connected airports in the USA and on Jack Abramoff's casino boat and lived next door to the Israeli "art student" spy gang and at least half of them were alive and well after 911, and there's zero evidence that any of them were aboard any 911 plane anyway.

And they were commanded by this evil genius who lived in a series of gigantic super caverns in the Himalayan foothills - woops, scratch that, a slum apartment next door to Paki army HQ! - and this evil genius just happened to be on the CIA payroll code named Tim Osmond and a member of the family that financed Baby Doc Bush' first biz venture, and then his whole family was secretly flown OUT of the USA right after 911, and then secret agents killed him last year even tho he had died in Dec. 2001, and then they immediately threw the evidence in the sea because that was Islamic law, or so they told us...


And the whole nutbag conspiracy theory goes downhill from there.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by ratskywatsky
What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?
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Gotta be the idiot tin foil hat thing about how these 19 evil Arabs with boxcutters did 911 because "they hate our freedom", even tho they couldn't even fly a tiny Cessna and were goofing off as loudly as possible at CIA-connected airports in the USA and on Jack Abramoff's casino boat and lived next door to the Israeli "art student" spy gang and at least half of them were alive and well after 911, and there's zero evidence that any of them were aboard any 911 plane anyway.

And they were commanded by this evil genius who lived in a series of gigantic super caverns in the Himalayan foothills - woops, scratch that, a slum apartment next door to Paki army HQ! - and this evil genius just happened to be on the CIA payroll code named Tim Osmond and a member of the family that financed Baby Doc Bush' first biz venture, and then his whole family was secretly flown OUT of the USA right after 911, and then secret agents killed him last year even tho he had died in Dec. 2001, and then they immediately threw the evidence in the sea because that was Islamic law, or so they told us...


And the whole nutbag conspiracy theory goes downhill from there.



evil genius in the Himalayas?

you wanna talk more about that somewhere?



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 12:51 AM
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evil genius in the Himalayas?

you wanna talk more about that somewhere?



Sure. Here's where they told the suckers Osama bin Boogyman lived, in a gigantic super-cavern:



But not just one gigantic super-cavern. He had a lot of them! Here is Secretary of [sic] Defense Donald Rumsfeld instructing the suckers that Bin Boogy had not one of 'em BUT MANY OF THEM!

www.youtube.com...

What happened, did he get evicted and have to move in to that little slum apartment next door to Paki Army HQ?

FOX News Dec. 2001: "Bin Laden Already Dead"

www.foxnews.com...


They don't expect you to even remember any of their crap!!!

Yeah, tell me about "conspiracy theories"!



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 01:11 AM
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oh... my bad, wasn't sure what you were talking about because I didn't know the Himalayas went all the way over there. Says they stop in Pakistan, but it does look connected.

the Himalayas would kind of be interesting to see...specially from the India side it seems. looks like there is forest on that side.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 02:45 AM
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Most implausible theory I have ever heard? That Santa isn't real and there are actually people out there BUYING presents for other people. On a side note though, he hasn't brought me anything for a number of years now. Maybe I was REALLY bad once and I don't get gifts for multiple years. Kind of like breaking a mirror. Also my flat doesn't have a chimney so I guess he has no easy access. Yeah, that'll be it.

Also the theory that the moon landings were filmed in a studio somewhere on earth. I'm pretty sure the Russians would have debunked that one a long time ago.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 02:47 AM
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I read one once about how all o- blood type humans are actually aliens in disguise ready to help take over the world when the time is right. They told this to me, a o- blood type.... apparently I didn't get the memo from my alien overlord handler... I did tell them to use registered mail, but do they listen?



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 02:54 AM
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Well obviously, the "Titanic was sunk by a German sub" one...oh wait, you said implausible, not idiotic.

I guess I'll have to think awhile on that one.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 07:13 AM
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Manbearpig

Ask Al Gore


Oh, and FEMA camps.
edit on 30-12-2011 by JJRichey because: FEMA camp or bust



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 01:39 PM
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Originally posted by Imagewerx
The one that says that President Kennedy commited suicide
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So HE was the one who inspired Big Problem In Little China!



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 01:45 PM
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Originally posted by Springer
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You stole my thunder... But I appreciate it none the less.

It's amazing how people who can't act grown up enough to consort with us have to turn to ridiculous fantasies rather than face their own issues, get over it, and act like a civilized adult. If they would try that they'd discover we'd allow them back to participate.


Excellent thread OP.


Springer...


Hush, you Illuminati patsy! You didn't fool me for a minute *sticks fingers in ears* Not listening! Not listening! Not listening!



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 01:48 PM
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The people who think every contrail is a chemtrail are beyond reason. They fear an unknown substance is falling on them and make no effort to identify or escape it.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 02:19 PM
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I still can't stop laughing at people who think the military orchestrated 9/11. Never underestimate the power of a bored Lance Criminal with a camera phone: The Army got Three Doors Down to make their recruiting video. If we were so in the know then we'd have had Michael Jackson kidnapped...









Now does any still think we can mastermind much of anything
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posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 05:56 PM
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I have always wondered was LBJ the one who was behind this JFK assasination? He seeked a lot of power especially after a close election.

P.S I have a theory that may make division by zero possible.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 07:21 PM
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Originally posted by Equidae
I still can't stop laughing at people who think the military orchestrated 9/11.


You can't conceive that our military could do it based on a few fun videos but you CAN conceive that a handful of inexperienced Muslims could?






posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by hellzdoms
I have always wondered was LBJ the one who was behind this JFK assasination? He seeked a lot of power especially after a close election.

P.S I have a theory that may make division by zero possible.


I've wondered who could be the shot callers on the hit, how high up it went. There has been so much bad information the truth may never be fully known, unless we get lucky and a deathbed confession goes public.

But I do think there was one shooter, from the window, not a difficult task for a Marine, or a professional.



posted on Dec, 30 2011 @ 09:53 PM
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What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

That ATS is a CIA controlled website....

oh wait... you said "implausible"




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