What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

Hey ATS, this probably has been asked before at some point, maybe under a different title, but i did a search and couldn't find the thread, so here goes!

As the title asks, what is the most implausible conspiracy you have ever heard?

I read once about Spam (the meat in a can, not junk mail). Aliens would abduct people in order to liquidate them, then once they where liquidated, they would smear their skin with the liquid as a way of getting nutrition. So why Spam? Well, the reason they would Anal Probe people, is for looking for traces of Spam in their digestive systems. If the person had eaten Spam, they would be liquidated, as it made the people-smoothy 'taste' better. If the Abductee hadn't eaten Spam, they where given implants to then go forth and eat more Spam, and then be picked up at a later date.

To me, this just sounds so implausible, that i never took it at face value. I know UFOlogy is full of these wacky tales, and i'm wondering what other ones you've heard?

Crop circles

The idea that aliens are trying to communicate with us by by making cryptic patterns in fields at night during summertime.

A ~Scientology favorite:
Billions of years ago the intergalactic overlord Xenu used a film to brainwash our souls ("Thetans") into believing in the world's major religions, which he invented.

That political figures are reptiles.



It's V all over again...

That we are Free
I am a 524 series slave,
what series are you?

They let me marry an 039 series btw.

Aliens.

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Like this one?

Fun Thread idea.

Mine would have to be religion.

People who live their only shot at life by the followings of other peoples morals and standards, for the
purpose of a reward at the end seems sad. Pathetic really.

Fun Thread.

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The most implausible..?


Easy...that Slayer69 is a guy.


Ya' right...I have yet to see or hear anything other than rhetoric that would lead one to buy that story.

That Christianity is just a regurgitation of older pagan myths.

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This is no time for sarcasm

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That is kind of true though. Lol

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That looks photoshopped

Originally posted by MahmoudAhmadinejad
As the title asks, what is the most implausible conspiracy you have ever heard?

9/11 was an inside job.

We never sent men to the Moon.

Originally posted by followtheevidence
That Christianity is just a regurgitation of older pagan myths.

But it is. Along with other religions that were created after Paganism but before Christianity.

2nd

A couple of troglodytes from a cave in afghanistan took down the WTC towers and started a trillion dollar war.

Here we go:. Most implausible: 20 arab hijackers take a job to hijack 4 planes and crash them into US buildings. 1 hijacker gets arrested before he is able to initiate his role. The fbi holds onto his laptop, to not open until higher ups gives the ok, or until the operation is complete. In the meantime, the remaining 19 are able to board 4 planes, even though a few were under fbi watch and on no fly lists. After boarding they were able to overthrow ex military pilots with boxcutters, and 1 Israeli anti hijacking agent, who just happened to be there, and take control of the planes. Fly them off course for long periods of times, unnoticed by norad, even though 1 plane made a call stating the plane was hijacked and a passenger shot. Then flying those planes, some at impossible speeds and impossible maneuvers into buildings. Then causing 3 steel framed buildings to collapse into their own footprints due to jet fuel fires and office fires. Then the fbi decides to look at this laptop filld with the operations plans.

Originally posted by Ixtab
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This is no time for sarcasm

I think the correct term here would be sardonicism

My post was neither.

I really don't care to debate the matter in this particular thread.

I have a hard time picking a top one, as I fluctuate through a few

1. 9/11 was an inside job
2. Somebody or something other than Oswald killed Kennedy
3. Alien craft crashes outside Roswell and is held at Area 51

I am aware this are kinda fringe conspiracies but you should be able to search ATS and find some info if you dont know about them.

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Ditto

I so totally agree with that. My thoughts exactly.

But, I'm staying off the subject. It's done, it's over with it. Either way, it will never be solved, and we will never know the truth. Like beating a dead horse.

9/11 was a massive scale attack and only one way to pull off an attack like that. Is, in house.