posted on Dec, 25 2011 @ 06:33 PM
Hey ATS, this probably has been asked before at some point, maybe under a different title, but i did a search and couldn't find the thread, so here
As the title asks, what is the most implausible conspiracy you have ever heard?
I read once about Spam (the meat in a can, not junk mail). Aliens would abduct people in order to liquidate them, then once they where liquidated,
they would smear their skin with the liquid as a way of getting nutrition. So why Spam? Well, the reason they would Anal Probe people, is for looking
for traces of Spam in their digestive systems. If the person had eaten Spam, they would be liquidated, as it made the people-smoothy 'taste' better.
If the Abductee hadn't eaten Spam, they where given implants to then go forth and eat more Spam, and then be picked up at a later date.
To me, this just sounds so implausible, that i never took it at face value. I know UFOlogy is full of these wacky tales, and i'm wondering what other
ones you've heard?