reply to post by neformore
you reminded me of christmas 1964 when i was in the air force.
i had just been stationed on a new base, they asked for volunteers, the air force was giving a xmas diner for orphans.
when i showed up they had more volunteers than needed, so they told me i was to go get anything the kids wanted.
by the end of the meal some kids asked for lemons, i went and got a box of lemons.
more kids were asking for lemons, so i got a couple boxes
once a hundred kids had been armed with lemons, they started throwing.
they trashed the dinning hall and had a good time.
i was told by air force management that it wasn't my fault and i didn't have to help clean up the mess.
a memorable christmas, those kids throwing hundreds of lemons in celebration.