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Santa Clause (aka Cristopher Kringle) is being held tonight by TSA agents at Ohare airport in Chicago.
TSA spokesperson Ayma Moron claims Mr. Kringle had bags upon bags of illegal mysterious contraband and was also believed to be in some kind of animal slavery ring. Which he is accused of using some kind of deer to pull a red sleigh. He was also charged for not having a drivers liscence and no vehicle registration or proof of insurance. Mr. Kringle is also being considered a suspect in mass burglaries which involved a man fitting his description using chimneys to enter houses to steal cookies and milk.