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ARCTIC TIMES HERALD -
North Pole region December 24th, 2011
After several reports of a possible crash-landing of an alleged sleigh led by, according to sources, eight reindeer; local officials are confirming that the victim is dressed in a red suit. In a statement from DC, the government is sending an emergency envoy to recover the body immediately. Speculation is they are planning to take the body, of who some say is Santa Clause, to an undisclosed location for an autopsy to determine if laced egg nog was responsible for the crash.
Burial will be held somewhere in the Atlantic ocean aboard an unnamed aircraft carrier.
Originally posted by Myendica
Pictures! Or it didnt happen! I mean it! Bah humbug
Originally posted by StealthyKat
He is being held indefinitly at an undisclosed location....