Father Christmas crashes at North Pole!

Photos are emerging of Mrs. Clauses reaction as Santa told her of this evenings mishap....

More pictures are coming out....

Worried Children The World Over Wait For News On Santa Tragedy

Latest picture of crash site...courtesy of Rudolph's Blackberry....bless!

3godkings.com...

Rainbows
Jane

Hot off the sugarplums:

ARCTIC TIMES HERALD -
North Pole region December 24th, 2011

After several reports of a possible crash-landing of an alleged sleigh led by, according to sources, eight reindeer; local officials are confirming that the victim is dressed in a red suit. In a statement from DC, the government is sending an emergency envoy to recover the body immediately. Speculation is they are planning to take the body, of who some say is Santa Clause, to an undisclosed location for an autopsy to determine if laced egg nog was responsible for the crash.
Burial will be held somewhere in the Atlantic ocean aboard an unnamed aircraft carrier.

*Disclaimer - The author made this up for laughs. Merry Christmas :-)

As reports of Santa's accident spreads, well wishers tweet their wishes for Rudolph's speedy recovery...

Tweet AbominableSnowman@twitter

"Rudolph and I have had our quarrels, but I wish him a speedy recovery....Get well soon Ruddy!"

Pictures! Or it didnt happen! I mean it! Bah humbug... Yea yea I see your pictures above me... I want time stamps.. Video.. I cannot be sure my arch nemesis is down unless I see these things..

Originally posted by Myendica
Pictures! Or it didnt happen! I mean it! Bah humbug

That's it, you're getting a chunk of coal in your stocking,

ok, so i just got off the phone with an inuit friend of mine.
he says they all know this was a covert cia ops to divert from the fact that all the presents this year are going to poor 3rd world children.
who really cares anyhow, they can't even plug in the laptops and wide screen tv's.
but it'll be fun for them to pretend that the x-boxes are actually working.
the only really positive thing is that they will get to use all those new air jordans everyone rioted over.
so, don't be too disapointed if all you recieve is a handmade doll made out of grass from the african savanna.

Riots are errupting around the world!
"Occupy Christmas" has started!

Here are some pics from the rally I just attended........




ps - yes it is still that warm in south Texas.

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Good one!!!

Mods are obviously not up to speed and think this is a hoax and relegated it to "CHIT CHAT"....blimmey you provide the supporting evidence....www.emsc-csem.org...

The reports that this was caused by santa crashing....and they relegate the thread....obviously they don't have kids and don't appreciate the enormity of this report! (smiles sweetly at mods)

Rainbows with skiis
Jane

OK....everyone stay calm....but this pic just came over the wires...it seems that Santa using the Airforce fighter jets to make deliveries was not a good idea. Apparently, when someone reported a non military person with a LONG BEARD getting into a fighter jet, The Department of Homeland Security arrested him for suspicion of terrorism. He is being held indefinitly at an undisclosed location....



I have to go to work (yes, on Christmas Eve)...all I can say is....we need a miacle!!!!

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What a bummer! Have a good Christmas day...after mine of course!



Rainbows with loads of prezzies
Jane

Someone knew ahead of time about this happening.
They have already put in a Freedom of Information request about the crash.

Resident demands to know council's plans for Santa crash

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He must have been going for a resupply because he managed to make it here, got to love the time differences.. I hope he doesn't have to Fedex your gifts

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Well, it's Christmas morning here in the states Angel! So Merry Christmas ((hugs)).....I don't know what happened since I was at work (my job knows no holidays:lol......BUT....somehow, he did it! My presents are here It's a Christmas MIRACLE!!!!

Thanks for the heads up , that explains why I didn't get the Ferrari I'd asked for ...... Phew.. I was starting to think I'd been forgotten .
It looks like Santa is just like all those in power , doesn't know when its time to step down and hand it on to the next generation

Originally posted by StealthyKat
He is being held indefinitly at an undisclosed location....

I have it on a good source that he is being taken to Romania for questioning.

First he crashes because he's drunk then he steals a jet fighter?

Homeboy's dealing with some issues this year huh?

Just don't tell the kids, it'll only upset 'em

I have it on authority the Russian dissidents were responsible for the crash.

Footage of a programmer tampering with the GPS systems satellites belonging to the United States, upon which Santa depended heavily for navigation, was sneaked out of Russia just a few moments ago.



In an ominous development the Iran facing (?) missiles ringing Russia were turned to point towards the Kremlin.

Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom

amd of course Nadolig Llawen

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Merry Christmas!! did you the camera?