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Father Christmas crashes at North Pole!

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posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 05:57 PM
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Father Christmas crashes at North Pole!


www.emsc-csem.org

It would appear Father Christmas had crashed on a refuelling trip to the North Pole. The crash has generated a 4.7 EQ at just 10km depth. There are no reports of casualties`at present. But a local polar bear has reported what appeared to be a comet streaking across the sky in the direction of the North Pole, shortly afterwards "the earth shook"
(visit the link for the full news article)




posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 05:57 PM
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This seems serious guys. Hope you have replacement gifts for your kids! So far we have no updated news about Santa or the reindeer. I can only hope all are well and wont ruin Christmases to come!....play along mods...the link is genuine, it is Christmas!

Rainbows with....sledges and raindeer?
Jane

www.emsc-csem.org
(visit the link for the full news article)



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:01 PM
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Obvious false flag-disinfo going on.
Santa just delivered a new computer to my son (we're stationed in Germany) and even wrote a message on the screen saver.

The OP is an obvious reptilian!




posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:02 PM
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I can bet you anything it's those A-rabs(AKA Muslems) doing terror business again...



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:04 PM
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Serious, indeed! I think that it is a conspiracy by toy manufacturers who decided to stop loosing money to free competition by Santa and hired HAARP to bring him down.



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:04 PM
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There are no reports of casualties`at present. But a local polar bear has reported what appeared to be a comet streaking across the sky in the direction of the North Pole, shortly afterwards "the earth shook"


I think the bigger story would be:

"AMAZING DISCOVERY...Polar Bears Can Talk!"



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posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:05 PM
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Glad yours got there just in time.
Your son opens his present half an hour into Christmas day!!!!



You have a very loooooong day....have a drink!

rainbows with early turkey in your case!
Jane
edit on 24-12-2011 by angelchemuel because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:06 PM
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Nah, that was just Mrs.Claus stomping her foot because Santa forgot to take out the trash before zipping off into the night.



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:07 PM
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He didn't crash. It's just a cover-up story so the kids don't feel so bad.




posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:09 PM
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Originally posted by samsamm9
reply to post by angelchemuel
 


I can bet you anything it's those A-rabs(AKA Muslems) doing terror business again...


Yea, I heard that they attacked santa because Mrs Clause was aboard going for a ride. Those barbaric savages just cannot stop hating on women... They couldnt just allow Mrs Clause to get outta the house for a while on Christmas eve!



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:11 PM
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dammit santa, will you ever listen to mrs.clause and lay off the schnapps?
the one night a year you should stay sober you crash your sleigh?
so what, are the kids now supposed to bail you out of jail on these dui charges.
man, you such a disapointment.



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:13 PM
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This can't be! I'm waiting on a new camera!



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:14 PM
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Obama did it!

Reports are that now Obama plans an at-sea burial.........

Merry Christmas everyone

edit on 12/24/2011 by DarknessMatters because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by angelchemuel
reply to post by beezzer
 


Glad yours got there just in time.
Your son opens his present half an hour into Christmas day!!!!



You have a very loooooong day....have a drink!

rainbows with early turkey in your case!
Jane
edit on 24-12-2011 by angelchemuel because: (no reason given)


He's still asleep (thank god) dad is drinking single malt and talking on ATS



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:16 PM
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this has to be a joke?



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by admiralmary
this has to be a joke?


don't worry, your presents were delivered before the crash.



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:22 PM
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Folks....I'm afraid it's true






Reports are that Santa was uninjured...however, several of the reindeer have suffered minor injuries and will not be able to perform sleigh duties.....a hospital spokesman said that Santa has now left the hospital, and wants to assure all the good Atsers that he WILL deliver gifts as promised, with the help of the Air Force, and a few helpers....

Go Santa!!! Go Santa!!!






posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:26 PM
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First our Drones, now this!!!

IRAN MUST BE STOPPED!

OR

False Flag to incite WW3?



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:27 PM
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Latest report from Reuters says, Mrs Clause is not happy as Mr Clause missed the depot by at least 200km. Mrs Clause for the first time in history is now having to take over with Thunderbird Sledge II and is on her way.....FAB!

Rainbows with sledges....cos we need 'em
Jane



posted on Dec, 24 2011 @ 06:28 PM
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Originally posted by rubbertramp

Originally posted by admiralmary
this has to be a joke?


don't worry, your presents were delivered before the crash.


Depends where they are located I am afraid....but Mrs clause is on it...see y post above from Reuters!
rainbows with skiis
jane



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