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Where can I find the most sarcastic people here on ATS?

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posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:50 AM
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If you need to ask.... < insert a random answer here >

Do I win a prize? I like kittens if that helps any....
edit on 22/12/11 by LightSpeedDriver because: (no reason given)




posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:52 AM
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While I will agree that forced sarcasm is not funny. As equally as any forced wit or humor. I have to disagree that sarcasm in, and of itself is the lowest form of wit. Quite the contrary. 80% of wit is pure sarcasm. The funniest things I have ever seen, read, or heard are dripping sarcasm. I challenge you to be highly witty without a hint of sarcasm. Tell Bill Shakespear that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

It makes a nice sounding axiom like: "Assumption is the lowest form of intelligence." Sounds nice, and cliche. Everyone nods in approval, but the statement is completely false. All of mathematics is based upon "postulates" which is a more cerebral sounding term for an assumption. If the old "assumption" axiom is true then Einstein was a bugger licking moron.

Sans sarcasm a comedian's tool box would be virtually empty. Humorous sarcasm may not be your cup O' tea, but that doesn't mean it's not funny. Funny is in the eye of the beholder.



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:56 AM
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And your username contains a typo. What was your point again?

ETA Sorry, couldn't resist.

edit on 22/12/11 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA and Typo



posted on Dec, 22 2011 @ 01:40 PM
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Some pretty good ones in here...not all are sarcastic, but a good portion.



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posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 04:07 PM
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Where is the most sarcasm on ATS?

Is that a trick question?

WhaddamI, a standup comic? (Though "I coulda been a contender..")

What, this looks like The Onion to you?

Are we clowns to you?

Do we amuze you?

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk



posted on Dec, 26 2011 @ 08:16 PM
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.



posted on Dec, 26 2011 @ 08:42 PM
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You rang the doorbell and I decided to answer it...
I may not be the most sarcastic member here,I
can be very annoying though.I can be either an ankle
biting chihuahua or a hungry mosquito out for blood.
Some members try ignoring me hoping that I will go
away.Others, I latch onto and don't let go.

If that all fails,then I remind others that I'm a little,old
grandma with cookies burning in the oven because I
got sidetracked posting here.Old age and treachery
usually wins.



posted on Dec, 26 2011 @ 08:49 PM
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reply to post by FEDec
 


Wrong again, the proper dress for casual friday is...
poodle skirts,bobbysocks and saddleoxfords.

Your hair up in a ponytail with a scarf around your
neck and don't forget the red lipstick



posted on Dec, 26 2011 @ 08:51 PM
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reply to post by LightSpeedDriver
 


Explain to Mama just exactly HOW you like kittens?
I will be waiting for your answer.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 04:48 AM
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reply to post by mamabeth
 

Let's see, alive is probably the most important criteria. Happy and playful would probably come second and thirdly, if at all possible, already litter trained.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 02:39 PM
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I have been litter trained since 1958 not counting
the few "accidents" I have had over the years.I
still remember my "litter/Potty" training "pan/Chair".
Mine was made from real wood with a plastic bowl
not like the ones for training today all chinese plastic.



posted on Dec, 27 2011 @ 04:44 PM
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We all have our little accidents. It's fine...
vimeo.com...



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