posted on Dec, 28 2011 @ 10:31 AM
reply to post by MrsBlonde
Satan is reality isn't as dominating as people think, he can only take over you if you allow him to. Keep the Lord in your heart and if you feel that
Satan is trying to take over, simply ask the following :
"Lord, Can you please issue me another dose of Positively Charged Karmatic White Light Of The Holy Spirit as this azzhated douchewad Satan is trying
to come in" and always say THANK YOU LORD! and within a couple of hours it'll be to you and tell Satan the following in a very stern and commanding
voice and he will back down :
"Satan, My all and my families all is sworn to The White Light Of The Holy Spirit and do I need to contact him?" He will back down each and everytime
as he's a rat weasel who gets off on people being evil. Don't even give Satan the acknowledgement as that is what he feeds off of. He's a vulture in
that regards. Tell him to go and he has to go.
If that don't work grab a bible, your rosary beads. Take your bible, perform the Sign Of The Cross, place in your hand, wrap the beads around your
hand in the bible like you would apply a bandage to your hand going from gap between index and thumb to the side of the hand that your pinky sits at,
loop three times around the hand (do not though cut off your bloodflow circulation), but no knots bring the wrapped bible to your head (forehead zone
preferred as that's a master entry avenue (by shutting this avenue down redeclares you as an impenetrable and an impregnable fortress) and recite the
"Our father" twice and the "Hail Mary" twice and he will go away and it'll work each and everytime.
Let Satan know he is a (insert your preferred expletive here (use of foul language is acceptable here)) and he will back down!
28-12-2011 by TheImmaculateD1 because: (no reason given)