posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 08:04 AM
Its not a chaser you want, because as mentioned by other posters, the critters have very sensitive hearing and sensory capacity.
I reckon what you should do is this:
First, run over the affected area with a Ground Penetrating Radar unit. Set correctly, this will allow you to discover the extent of the underground
tunnels the little buggers have dug in your property. With these tunnels, and crucially the access points identified and mapped, you can go about
planning the termination of your critter issues.
I would recommend incendiary attack. You need to rig some flammable gas delivery system for each seperate tunneled out area, and flood each one with
burnable gas. Ignite it, and cook the wee buggers out. If you are worried about some escaping via the exit points, just put a lawn mower over every
exit, and fire them up. If this proves an unreasonable solution, then what you could do instead, is this:
Before you begin your fuel air destruction, get some pals to run around planting small thermobaric explosives in all your gopher holes, with cameras
attatched to them, wirelessly sending to a laptop that one of your buddies controls. While you are burning them out, your buddy can monitor the
cameras, and remotely detonate the explosives if one of the little buggers should come running out with his butt on fire.
An alternative to the above suggestions, would be to mask up and then flood each tunnel system with a gas containing lethal levels of the toxin
nicotene, which is one of the most violent toxins known to man, and has been used in pest control for an awful long time.