If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

Originally posted by RationalDespair
Can you please nuke this planet and make sure no human survived? Thanks!

This is truly sad. So many people who want to die and take the rest of us with them. This is not the first post to state this sad idea.

Can I please have a fully documented video interview with you so my friends on ATS don't think I'm talking Bull

Originally posted by SloAnPainful

Originally posted by karen61057

Originally posted by Revolutionz
Hey Alien could you please blow up america and isreal thanks

Boo, Boo.
Not nice. I live here. What do you have against me?

Yeah....That's not cool. Leave America just blow up the political shyt.

-SAP-

Yeah, the land alone is worth a fortune!

hmmmm..... one question to a highly advanced technological being.

Do you know where all the stuff goes once it passes the event horizon of a black hole?

or

Can you take me to your leader?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

"could you PLEASE take me with you. these humans piss me off".

Originally posted by wavemaker

Originally posted by stainlesssteelrat
"Could you please share your source of energy with us, so we don't have to be dependant on those a-holes holding oil and coal worldwide?"

but I really liked the "How can you stand and watch?", big kudos for that.

The answer to this question is actually spiritual or whatever you categorize self discovery. Earth is supposed to be a school for learning. We are immortal souls, remember that. We came here for the experience of duality. They cannot just come and interfere as that is against the universal law of non-interference. Hence they just observe.

And what if we dont want to be their entertainment?

Originally posted by TheFlash
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I would ask "Why can't I ask more than one question; who makes up these rules anyway?"

I bet it was the same people who said you only get three wishes.

Originally posted by CanadaMaster

Originally posted by sussy
How often do you upload your videos to you tube.......

Impossible, how would you expect a monochrome Intel C4004 microprocessor based computer to have the necessary speed to access youtube? Accessing youtube? maybe, but decoding the H.264 compressed digital videos on a Intel C4004 microprocessor running at 740 khz (less than 1 MHz, or 0.74MHz) would prove to be very difficult and time consuming, it would probably take them days just to watch a 1 minute youtube clip on their Intel C4004 microprocessors.

A Intel C4004 microprocessor is all what they need, it powers the main computer in their spacecraft that allows them to have inter galactic travel capabilities, all what they have to do is type the 6 coordinates (chevrons) on their computer and off to their destination they go.

So like, no face book or anything? Bummer.

Originally posted by xacto
Pull my finger...?

I have to really really thank the OP for this thread. I have laughed so many times already.
You guys are so hilarious!

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I know right? I figured we would get the typical kind of question, but I thought the funnies would far outweigh what people really would ask.

-SAP-

Originally posted by SpaceMonkeys
I would ask is there life after death? though they might not know the answer.

edit on 20-12-2011 by SpaceMonkeys because: (no reason given)

True, to get the answer to this you really have to die.

reply to post by Balanced


You cannot tell a child a life lesson, they must learn it.


Look before crossing the road. I hope they can be told this and not have to "learn" it.

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Do you know where I can get some tang ?

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Mmmmm tang!

Another one I wouldnt ask but I would demand, "Take me to YOUR leader!"

Originally posted by RARARAsputin
reply to post by SloAnPainful

 

I'd ask "can you take me with you?" if he say no I'd ask "could you please kill me?"

im going with this too

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Did the Son of Man visit your planet too ?

What must I do to unlock the ancient/occult/suppressed knowledge necessary for ensuring peace and abundance for the inhabitants (i.e. all species) of this planet?

Iz our peoples learning ?

Next weeks lotto numbers?