If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

Answering the title only, I have not read one word yet.

And being the polite service person that I am. I would ask, "How may I help you ?"

Can you take my wife with you?

Originally posted by RARARAsputin
reply to post by SloAnPainful

 

I'd ask "can you take me with you?" if he say no I'd ask "could you please kill me?"

Aww, that's so sad. What? No body wuvs you?

Originally posted by polos
Hello Grey!

When you leave our planet please could you take the 1% with you?

But make sure they leave the keys to the safe.

Originally posted by demented
reply to post by SloAnPainful

 

I would ask ...."What are you doing tonight baby?".

No just kidding I don't want to waste my question. Really I would ask, "Why is it that you can travel huge unthinkable distances through space get to Earth and then crash?!?"

That is what I want to know.

And their answer would be, moving parts wear out. It's a long trip and no Advance Auto/Saucer anywhere in our neighborhood.

Originally posted by TheSleepCreep
"What was the most interesting discovery you had made during an anal probe?..."

It's a legitimate question.

Answer: Klingons

Is your name Paul?

Pirates or ninjas?

Originally posted by Revolutionz
Hey Alien could you please blow up america and isreal thanks

Boo, Boo.
Not nice. I live here. What do you have against me?

Originally posted by karen61057

Originally posted by Revolutionz
Hey Alien could you please blow up america and isreal thanks

Boo, Boo.
Not nice. I live here. What do you have against me?

Yeah....That's not cool. Leave America just blow up the political shyt.

-SAP-

Originally posted by RSF77
What generates life?

Are you life?

The answer to that is likely " Too much tequilla."

Do you really know Chuck Norris?

Originally posted by spikey
reply to post by SloAnPainful

 

Good idea, i'm sure ET monitors all of Earths' communications, so here's my question for you (not you OP)...

Why does a 'non interference policy' both positively and / or seemingly negatively biased, towards our species persist, if indeed it is based on the premise that said interference would disrupt our species' normal or natural developmental path, when it is increasingly apparent without such interference, or more preferably overt positive assistance, humanity and probably a great many other species we live alongside here on Earth are in great peril and may actually become extinct?

In Other words, what good is a natural developmental path, if that path eventually leads to ruin?

Ask the dinosaurs who now power our automobiles.

Originally posted by demented

No just kidding I don't want to waste my question. Really I would ask, "Why is it that you can travel huge unthinkable distances through space get to Earth and then crash?!?"

That is what I want to know.

Answer:

I'm sure you noble savages don't have to worry about anything like this, but we have a very complicated bureaucratic management system, and we have a special word for this phenomenon. Our Universal Translator positronic neurocomputer says the closest translation is 'Lowest-bid government contractor'

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Originally posted by quantumdragon
Which came first, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??

neither came first, the chicken evolved from a dinosaur


It would be interesting to see a super intelligent alien try to answer this.

But what it could?

Originally posted by rbnhd76
reply to post by SloAnPainful

 

I be like

WWAAAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPPP

Alien say

WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSUUUUUU!!

Chillin

drinkin a bud

true

true

YO DOOKIE

Pick u da phone

WASSSSUUUUU!!!!!!!!!


SUUUUUUUUJUUUU!!!!!!!

AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


It'd be cool.

Yes but only if you happen to meet a cool alien. What if your first WASSUUUUUP? were answered with,
"I beg your pardon?"

i'd ask how they procreate with no apparent genitals

Originally posted by BagBing
Id ask... can you repeat "red lorry yellow lorry" very quickly?

OH thats easy. I'd have em say "Toy boat"... I know seems simple but try repeating that a few times.

Originally posted by Alien Abduct

"Have you found proof that shows that we do or do not continue to live after this body dies, and if so will you show me the proof?"


-Alien

And the proof to their answer would be accompanied by a phaser gun to your head....zaaaap....

Theres your proof.

Originally posted by TrueBrit
Although it is my mission in life to gain understanding of that which remains unknown, I would probably ask something like:

"Hey, how are you? Did you have a good trip?"

A little consideration for the well being and comfort of a guest always goes some length to improving potential relations and communications in my human expirience, and theres no time like the begining of a friendship to establish ones attitude in the mind of a new pal. Of course, getting a phased energy rifle bolt to the head might change my tune, but if thats the way Im gonna go, then thats the way Im gonna go.

Oh you are a true Brit. Invite them into the parlor, have some tea. Would you like a biscuit with that? One lump or two? But I have to agree its a good way to start a conversation. People open up when they are comfortable.