What would your ATS obituary/final post say?

prolly gonna get Gobsmacked for this..


For all of you who knew me..
Under the bright blue sky..
Can't say I didn't warn you..
Knowing me makes you smile..

You were the best , I know..
On any given day..
Under the precocious moments...I loved you anyway...

reply to post by g146541

Originally posted by g146541

Hold my beer, watch this!

Infamous Redneck Last Words

I would like my tombstone to read,

If something goes bump in the night
It's just me

Goodbye cruel world
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change
My mind
Goodb..

Man with dolphin jetpack leaps over niagara falls.
The dolphins declined to comment on the situation due to the fact that they are still
Looking for him, he also just became the first "honorary" dolphin citizen.

Nobody knows who this guy was and if they did they think he kind of sucked.






Yep I'm often brutally honest with my self.

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
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You can view his avatar from noon till three.

Wouldn't that be cadavatar?

I would like to be the first to not only thank you but to wittness a new word in the lexicon of the Internet!
Brilliant!

I must admit I spewed when it came to me.
Thanks Beez.

Ron Paul 2012!

I tried all I could
To show the world
What was shown to me
And all it did
was leave me alone and empty
So I take what I know
And I leave you now
Just so one day
you will wish
you would have heard

Bruce Springsteen - "Further On (Up The Road)"

Where the road is dark and the seed is sowed
Where the gun is cocked and the bullet's cold
Where the miles are marked in the blood and gold
I'll meet you further on up the road

Got on my dead man's suit and my smilin' skull ring
My lucky graveyard boots and song to sing
I got a song to sing, keep me out of the cold
And I'll meet you further on up the road.

Further on up the road
Further on up the road
Where the way dark and the night is cold
One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know
And I'll meet you further on up the road.

Now I been out in the desert, just doin' my time
Searchin' through the dust, lookin' for a sign
If there's a light up ahead well brother I don't know
But I got this fever burnin' in my soul
So let's take the good times as they go
And I'll meet you further on up the road

Further on up the road
Further on up the road
Further on up the road
Further on up the road

One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know
And I'll meet you further on up the road
One sunny mornin' we'll rise I know
And I'll meet you further on up the road.

i'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime.
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.
'Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole,
The sands of time for me are running low...

Running low--ooohhh...
When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be that there's some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror.
Is this really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming,
It's not easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.
Tears flow but why am I crying?
After all I'm not afraid of dying.
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard,
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you".
If there's a God then why does he let me go?

As I walk my life drifts before me.
Though the end is near I'm not sorry.
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away.

Mark my words believe my soul lives on.
Don't worry now that I have gone.
I've gone beyond to see the truth.

When you know that your time is close at hand,
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...Hallowed be Thy name
Yeah, yeah, yeah...Hallowed be Thy name
Yeah..................................

Benevolent Heretic... What a bitch!

Nah, not really, It would probably read something like...

I've said goodbye to ATS before.
But no addiction is strong enough to bring me back from this...
Goodbye, my ATS friends and family...
The hours I spent here can never be recovered...

Thank god he's gone, pain in the !

OH GOD GUYS

the black car is in front of my house some guys in black suits are getting out
i gotta run before they put the bag on my head

goodbye ATS

hang on guys someone is at the door...

Mine would say

"Life killed her"

my obit would be removed for T&C violations.

Thank God I'm now free!
and
I TOLD YA' SO!

Greetings from Sunny Guantanamo;
food is marginal; Mattresses suck.
They tell me I may get to see an attorney around 2022;
wish you were here!

Or:
"I'm not "dead" merely "cloaked" till my next pass through the solar system..
See ya' in a year!
Elvis; Andy Kaufman and Jim Morrison are here too!
Feel free to clean out my posts and re-use the space;nothing worth documenting for posterity; mostly rants and stuff.....
cheers...:

Regarding life, not ATS:

I NEVER WANTED TO BE HERE ANYWAY