What would your ATS obituary/final post say?

I placed this here to avoid the mods moving it
Someone posted a thread concerning members that have passed away. And that got me thinking. . . .

I've been here a year, not long by any standard. If I left today, people might miss the snark but many would step in right away.
So what would I say, could I say, to leave a lasting remark?

Should I spend my time posting weighty tomes so that every utterance is remembered?
Should I write my obit now just so it can be done right?

What would your final post say? What would you want to leave the readers here at ATS?

Just off the top of my head, here's one idea.

I'll see you in the field, Semper Fi brother.

reply to post by beezzer


Bury me face down.

So the world can kiss my A....!

ETA: A old cadence that is rarely heard anymore.

"Thanks for waking me up...but now it's time for me to sleep."

"Now Go Away!..."

Peace

So long and thanks for all the fish.

That would be my ATS obituary.

Pics or it didn't happen
Sorry I couldn't help myself.

Thanks for the replies so far!

I can envision a forum on ATS where a mod can write....

Here lies beezzer.
He finally called me a poop-head one time too many.
He leaves behind a bajillion posts about stuff.
You can view his avatar from noon till three.
Please leave carrots and flowers at the thread designed for accepting such things.

Maybe....

Stop pee'ing on my grave. I wasn't that bad.

Pour beer instead. And have one for yourself while your at it.

Explanation: S&F!

Personal Disclosure: It would go along the lines of ...

Explanation: Guess what! We are all moving to the last resort!

Personal Disclosure: I have finally worked out the exact process of making gray goo ... and I am about to go make some and test my theory out ... So see you all in the afterlife ... which will be within 24hrs from the timestamp of this post!

But it would be only readable during that 24hr timeframe!

Such is life! (quoted last words of Ned Kelly)

Mine would go like this :

"What can one say in so many words to describe the greatest, the most amazing human being that has ever lived?

The deeds and endeavors of Evol Eric have been so numerous and so gigantesque in stature, That the smartest minds of the Scientific Community are pushing to name our very own solar system after the greatest living being in its history.

The “Evol Eric” System

Evol Eric will be sadly missed. The human race no longer has purpose to continue, perhaps it would be best if the entire Earth plummeted into the Evol Eric (Formerly known as the Sun), for without his greatness we cannot continue living, for we are too meaningless and insignificant compared to what he was."


Yep, it would say something like that

reply to post by beezzer


Hold my beer, watch this!

No, I'd prolly ask folks to send funds to my orphaned Doggies as they will miss me terribly.

Originally posted by TDawgRex
Maybe....

Stop pee'ing on my grave. I wasn't that bad.

Pour beer instead. And have one for yourself while your at it.

That is beer I'm pouring on your grave. Its just had to filter it through my kidneys before sending it raining down on your headstone.

reply to post by FortAnthem


And here I thought life was cruel.

Hard to write a farewell when you dont know what day your going out. ATS should just assume your dead if you dont click on anything for a year. Then you would get emails warning you to click something on ats or you will die in 3 days because its been 11 months 27 days

reply to post by beezzer

You can view his avatar from noon till three.

Wouldn't that be cadavatar?

A loser is not someone who tries and fails...a loser is someone who fails to try.

I tried.

To those left behind in this realm of existence....continue to deny ignorance....and please continue to help others.wake up!..to the truth.

I'll be looking in on all of you from time to time....from heaven...so be good!

"I told you so"

Thats it.

Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
reply to post by beezzer

 

You can view his avatar from noon till three.

Wouldn't that be cadavatar?

I would like to be the first to not only thank you but to wittness a new word in the lexicon of the Internet!
Brilliant!

reply to post by beezzer

[color=9CC7FF]Now, as I lay here in the dark
And I think back to the start
I know some things have to end
For the next one to begin

I walk alone free at last
I feel the pressure letting go
From the very bottom of my soul
Flash your bone from the past
Light the ashes in the rain
And fade away

[color=BDEDFF]It's my funeral
Welcome you all
This is the end of the line
So thank you for coming along
My time has come
I don't wanna leave you behind
But this one I'll do on my own

[color=9CC7FF]Now, as we stand two worlds apart
The times hardened up my heart
From a world of no regrets
That I hope won't soon forget

I walk the line on broken glass
I let the passion take control
Of the very bottom of my soul
Cross the line, fade to black
Hold the candle to the flame
And light the way...

[color=BDEDFF]To my funeral
Welcome you all
This is the end of the line
So thank you for coming along
My time has come
I don't wanna leave you behind
But this one I'll do on my own!