posted on Dec, 16 2011 @ 09:56 AM
There is nothing that makes you contemplate your pathetic existence on this planet like realizing that for the past two months, you have lived life
merely as a collection of cells drifting aimlessly through the cosmos.
And no I'm not talking about YOUR meaningless and depressing life as a cubicle rat in some nameless high-rise slowly destroying the last vestiges of
creativity left in the neurons of your central nervous system. No, you're living the American Dream, you are at the pinnacle of American existence.
I'm talking about literally accomplishing so little in two months that you begin to realize that antimatter does in fact exist in a stable state in
this universe and all you need to do now is chop off your right arm and donate it to NASA.
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