Did you guys hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off?

I hear he's all right now

um ok? this means what?

reply to post by shadowreborn89


It means that he's all right now

no #

That's an alright one

reply to post by shadowreborn89


Well you see, because the man's entire left side was cut off...

... He is now all right.

(As in he doesn't have a left side any more.)

Hope that helps.

reply to post by shadowreborn89


It's called a joke mate, hence why it's in the "Jokes, Puns, & Pranks" section.

reply to post by Kryties


heheheh!

IRM

So if all his left was gone, does that make him right?

reply to post by muse7


As long as he'ss alright. It's can be hard when there's a split and there's nothing LEFT.

I heard that he is only half the man

he used to be

dumb

Originally posted by muse7
I hear he's all right now

How can he be when I heard there's nothing left of him?!

reply to post by muse7


glad to hear it, reminds me of my dear old grandpa who fought in world war 2 - he got his tongue shot off. He doesn't talk about it though.

That a funny one liner. I wonder if the other guy really didn't get it? I'm going to text it to my wife.

His whole left side is gone, does this make him a republican?

Reminds me of the story of the Russian who slid down a bannister covered with razor blades slicing off his right testicle.

I believe his name was Arthur Bolokov.

Originally posted by muse7
I hear he's all right now

Originally posted by LeLeu
I heard that he is only half the man he used to be

Originally posted by jeramie
How can he be when I heard there's nothing left of him?!

Great come-backs!

reply to post by muse7


I bet he's beside himself...