Stardate December 22nd 2012 Captains log. "What a beautiful sight ,Earth our long forgotten home ,a beacon in the darkness of space, still revolving
,evolving like she always has..The technology has progressed beyond our expectations ,computers control the machines and now the people. Onwards and
upwards except for one thing
Fear and excitement that this current generation are the chosen ones to see the end,because we are obviously so much smarter than the heathens from
Year 999 .The end of the world,Late in the year 999, people were anticipating the end with great eagerness
the world would end at the stroke of midnight bringing in the year 1000. People went to mountaintops to be the first to greet Jesus at his second
coming. People committed suicide in fear. People even got into barrels so they could float away in the inevitable flood.
Year 1029 . Just 30 years later, there was another “end of the world”. Back into barrels again. Midnight came, and morning followed: and the
world did not end.
Year 1523. In 1523, the astrologer Stoffler calculated that in February of 1524 the planets Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter would all be together in the
sign of Pisces, causing a worldwide flood. Out came the barrels again, nothing happened due to lack of water.
Year 1666 .This is it the big one with the scary number.What better year for the world to end than the number of the beast(plus 1000) .No barrels this
time ,just a heap of chicken littles with swine flu and a pissy little fire in London.Ah well there is always 1833
Year 1833 . William Miller frightened a lot of people by saying that this was the year it would all happen.
When the world didn’t end, Miller recalculated and found that it wasn’t 1833 but 1834 When nothing happened that year, Miller recalculated and
discovered that he had switched two digits by mistake, and it wasn’t 1834, but 1843 When nothing happened in 1843, Miller proclaimed that the world
would end at midnight of 21 March 1844. Miller had a lot of devoted followers and they even formed a religion ,as they liked the way he operated .
Today we call that religion Seventh Day Adventists.
Year 1874 .If the world ends in a forest but no one hears it,did it really end?
Charles Russell studied the Bible and the Great Pyramid and he discovered the that the world had already ended in 1874, but nobody had noticed! He
told his followers that Jesus had already returned but was right now hiding somewhere, and in forty years Jesus would turn up and kill those who
didn’t join Russell’s church. After 40 years came and nothing happened ,his followers changed their name to Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Year 1881 Mother shipton
Year 1911 Charles Piazzi Smyth, Astronomer-Royal of Scotland,
Year 1920 Colonel J. Garnier studied the Great Pyramid
Year 1931 blah blah blah
and this . In the 1950’s Mrs. Marian Keech became a household name. She claimed to be in constant communication with space aliens, that Atlantis
would rise as America sank, and that flying saucers would take the elite to safety
Theres more but you get the point and if not, Stock up on barrels.
edit on 13-12-2011 by 12voltz because: (no reason given)