posted on Dec, 11 2011 @ 12:46 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa? In the catastrophe of the season, he was assigned to the North Pole
gift-wrapping department and has been discovered to be secretly drawing upon his dark powers to place sinister pentagrams on random packages.
The elves have tried to dispose of all the tainted gifts they could find, but some may still end up slipping through.
If you receive one of these dark enchanted gifts—or worse, open it—then you may begin noticing strange activity around your home. You may find
that red & green bows have been mysteriously placed on your walls in the shape of goat heads... Name-tags may suddenly float down from the ceiling
like snow—and form strange symbols on the floor... Green and Silver and Blue ribbons may twirl through the air without warning... and for the truly
unlucky: they may awaken at night to discover that their toes have all been taped together and sprinkled with glitter.
The center for literacy advises that the best way to help protect future generations from these atrocities is by supporting your local chapter of L4D
(Literacy For Devil-Worshippers).