Govt. Approves Hangover Cure, Denies Morning After Pill, page 1
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Topic started on 8-12-2011 @ 04:37 AM by tjack
Oh, the irony!

Now we can drink with reckless abandon and not feel too bad about it tomorrow. Wow, and it's even called Blowfish! <-more irony....I'm sure I've mentioned before that I'm a big fan!
Blowfish Hangover Cure

But unfortunately, if we get too blasted and certain things happen, as they often do when partying, we still get to gamble on the possibility of the life-altering consequences of parenthood.
No morning after pill for YOU!

Great, well at least you won't have a headache as you sit there hoping you're not pregnant. Sure, they'll give plenty of reasons why they can't allow the pill, but if we apply occam's razor and dip it in a little sarcasm, it's obvious what's going on here.....

More partying = more chances for future taxpayers

(...unless said party goers have ready access to preventative measures ex post facto, of course) Can't allow that on the shelves now, can they?

Now THERE'S a conspiracy for ya!
edit on 8-12-2011 by tjack because: of punctuation repair



reply posted on 8-12-2011 @ 05:35 AM by halfoldman
That's not a "hangover cure", just a headache tablet with loads of caffeine and Aspirin, and that stuff from aspartame.

Chemicals that mess with reproduction are not to be taken lightly, and shouldn't be available at the corner store!

It's high time the male pill came out, because the substances have existed for years (like Gossypol
malecontraceptives.org...).
But oh no we can't mess with the "crown jewels".
Only women must bleed and take the risk.

In fact, why not make morning-after ARVs available at the corner store?
Do you think your drunken lover last night was a bit dodgy?
Just swallow these for two weeks and hope for the best.
If you manage to take them diligently without nausea and migraines, then your chances of getting HIV/AIDS are reduced.

Ooh, or we could have just used a condom.
But I suppose nobody's ever heard of one those naughty things!
edit on 8-12-2011 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



reply posted on 8-12-2011 @ 07:33 AM by halfoldman
reply to post by Lykantroph11


Well I'm not against such pills, but get them from a clinic or doctor.


reply posted on 8-12-2011 @ 07:39 AM by DisIllusioned PatRiot
Originally posted by tjack

But unfortunately, if we get too blasted and certain things happen, as they often do when partying, we still get to gamble on the possibility of the life-altering consequences of parenthood.
No morning after pill for YOU!


Its still right where it was an empty box on the shelf that you take up to the counter and ask for as long as 17 or older. They cant really sell it to people 16 and younger because they are children and selling to that age would incriminate the girl buying it as violating most states age of consent or statutory rape laws.

If you are going to be a bad enough parent to let your KID have sex buy the pill for them or be smart enough to make sure they know about and use some other type of birth control. (which the parents should have used to begin with to prevent this from being an issue)


reply posted on 8-12-2011 @ 11:24 AM by DerbyCityLights
reply to post by tjack




My bad. I completely missed the sarcasm. In that case




reply posted on 14-1-2012 @ 04:41 PM by Avalessa
reply to post by Dilligaf28



The morning after pill isn't an abortion pill. The morning after pill prevents the release of an egg from the ovary before a pregnancy has occurred. They do not harm an already existing pregnancy. The abortion pill, however, will terminate an existing pregnancy. Parental consent is not required to acquire the morning after pill because it is not any form of abortion. Parental consent is required to take the abortion pill, though, because it involves terminating a pregnancy. If emergency contraception caused abortions or miscarriages, then it wouldn't be easy to acquire without prescription.
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