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[color=33E839]Got my dog and a 6-pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor, and run over him
[color=F53D3D]It's a Roadkill Christmas
Venison pre-tenderized
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Cuz they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
[color=33E839]She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was drivin us home, that's when he dun woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rearview mirror
My wife was a wrestlin' with a mad deer
[color=F53D3D]It's a Roadkill Christmas
She had 50 pounds over him
It's a Roadkill Christmas
It was no time till she had him pinned
[color=33E839]By the time we got home, he was her pet
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a...............Darn
[color=33E839]A couple days later, I made him a deal
If he worked fer me, then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then
I plugged the TV cable into his rear end
[color=F53D3D]It's a Roadkill Christmas
Every Sunday he's up on my roof
It's a Roadkill Christmas
I get Nascar, and the NFL too
[color=F53D3D]It's a Roadkill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a Roadkill Christmas
Next time I'll run over my wife