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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas

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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 09:40 AM
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Think about this. I will conjecture that a woman did not come up with this idea, which consequently implies that a man did, and enough men thought it was significant enough to even MENTION.

So it was a MAN who was thinking about a penis when he was handling these foods. Again, this is what happens when one is sexually oppressed. Everything starts looking like a phallus.




posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 09:48 AM
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Me thinks there's an islamic cleric somewhere in the world who thinks about bananas a little too much...



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 10:08 AM
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According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex."
It's ironic that all this stupid nonsense they carry on with actually results in more people thinking about sex. Now every time a women goes to eat a 'penis shaped' fruit or vegetable the first thing they will think is 'oh no I can't eat this because I'll think about sex'.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 12:21 PM
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Ok maybe I have immature sexuality but some of the posts in this thread have just cracked me UP. I especially liked the one about men eating doughnuts.

I picture all of the missiles now and how too many of those will also cause trouble for the women.




posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 12:27 PM
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Right before I came in here to read on ATS, I picked up a banana to eat while I read, and then I found this thread.

And I'm a girl.

Oh me so horny.




posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 12:30 PM
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The cleric is suspect, how you gone ban a fruit the creator designed for genetic health. Crossing genetic lines much seems many are on earth doing. Wonder how the human genetics influencers see this. I keep hearing about this behavior they need to let them be = and stop acting one way in public but probably got more porn then usual in secret. smh Hmm thank GOD GOd can see what going on.



Originally posted by CranialSponge
Me thinks there's an islamic cleric somewhere in the world who thinks about bananas a little too much...



edit on 12/7/11 by Ophiuchus 13 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 12:31 PM
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If you look at their places of worship in a sexual content they can be pretty sexy too!






Even the Islamic Flag could look to some as the sperm traveling to the womb, the penis to the vagina.

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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 06:58 PM
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So, I'm guessing this is completely out of the question?

Happy Birthday Cake

Islam: (noun) 1. The unfunnest religion.


Full Disclosure: Westboro Baptist Church doesn't allow the cake either. So, it isn't only the Muslim clerics that are a bore.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 08:15 PM
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I guess they dont sell super moist Betty Crocker cake mix there or banana nut crunch cereal and Johnson bratwurst are out of the question too because you know everyone likes a Johnson. This is beyond stupidity,micro manage /control their women to the upteenth degree. How do they procreate. Do they keep the burka on cause that is some kinky stuff right there ....git er done



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 08:26 PM
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I do not kow if I should laugh or cry. The human race is going insane. This is just one more reason for the human race to come to an end.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 10:52 PM
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So they want only men to touch these male sex organ shaped fruits? Now a gay guy will think of sex more and so will woman...



posted on Dec, 8 2011 @ 02:45 AM
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Originally posted by Doom and Gloom
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Women are for making babies and little boys are for fun.


I can use that same sentence to describe the beliefs of any one of the Abrahamic faiths....

On Subject though. Never in that article did it say that this has been made law anywhere so the remarks that women will be stoned to death are a bit premature, and out of place. This is an unnamed cleric based in Europe. Sounds like a bunch of anti Islamic BS to me.
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posted on Dec, 8 2011 @ 03:28 AM
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I can see a new market for Monsanto.

The cleric should approve their new banana when it looks like an apple...


REMEMBER - "safe food" = GMO.
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posted on Dec, 8 2011 @ 11:41 AM
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Now I do not know if this is for real or just one nut job going to extremes, but what a crock to even think about keeping women from touching these innocent fruits and vegetables, and as one poster pointed out they were created by God and to be used for our health. But wait maybe they were created by the devil to make people horny?



posted on Dec, 8 2011 @ 11:53 AM
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Whenever these types of stories are released [If true] I think this and other proclamations about such activities coming from certain "Clerics" just shows how much "They" sit around and ponder and or obsess about such activities.


IMO this actually reflects on their thought process and sexual insecurity. Rather than being sexually secure with themselves and understanding what women desire or need. They fantasize about these types of activities and then consider it a threat.




posted on Dec, 8 2011 @ 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by antar
Funny how these are the very foods a Mother feeds to her little child, she lovingly hands the growing child a banana, carrot, slice of cucumber. This is going to now get a Mother thrown into jail or worse? This makes her a pervert because she chooses a healthy food to serve?



I think they should forbid breastfeeding too. A baby suckling in her mother's breasts may arouse her.



posted on Dec, 20 2011 @ 10:30 PM
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Are Muslims a Puritan Christian sect? ...Seems people of every faith have the capacity of idiocy.

Funny. But not. S&F



posted on Dec, 21 2011 @ 12:06 AM
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Originally posted by antar

The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers.


Fine two can play at this game.

Men are not allowed to come through a doorway lest it lead them to have 'impure thoughts'. They can live outside exposed to the elements forever. Might as well ban men from using pullover shirts and trousers for the same reason, Socks too the act of putting them on could lead to impure thoughts and so on.



posted on Dec, 21 2011 @ 12:54 AM
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Good!
...and they should ban women from licking ice-cream!
...And while they're at,
Men shouldn't be allowed to 'handle' any food with holes in it...
Donuts, swiss cheese etc...
Beer should be served 'flat', so there isn't any 'suggestive' foam...
A man should be forbidden to ever hold a melon in each hand!
When preparing a delicious dessert, the 2 ice-cream scoops should not be either side of the candied banana!
The government will soon issue a generic 'phallic-object' holder, which conveniently is approved for use by men, women and children, over the age of 5.

I think someone's been watching too much Benny Hill!

Akushla



posted on Dec, 23 2011 @ 12:38 PM
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They only create these laws to cover their own homosexual tendencies.

I cant right off the bat come up with a food that resembles a vagina but if there is one are the men forbidden to eat that?
Not trying to be provocative but...
How does Islam view the practice of oral sex ?



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