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The Alphabet Conspiracy of the English Language.

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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:01 AM
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WARNING: May make you want to shout self, in face.

Found this little doozy over at Hubpages. Its actual got more to it than the 'tin foil hat parade' that it sounds like. You may get confused at times, maybe even a little dizzy but stick with it, it has a great ending.

But afterwards ask yourself WHY?

Enjoy.


Thank you for visiting. You should enjoy this observation.

I have a friend. You might have met him on a chair lift at various ski resorts or possibly in a hot tub at some hotel. These are the places where he has shared his theory of the English Alphabet; in fact, in his mind it is more of a conspiracy.

His theory goes like this…


Link to article.

ALS


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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:08 AM
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i kinda see it, but if you search for stuff in depth your always gonna find something



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:08 AM
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off topic post
edit on 7-12-2011 by theovermensch because: typo



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:10 AM
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Its a fantastic coincidence though, is it not.

ALS



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:11 AM
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Haha, bit extreme but I have to agree it does make your head spin.

ALS



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:15 AM
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The guy forgot Z. It is zee on Sesame Street (US) but we say zed.

You Americans dont really know your alphabet. Somebody got it wrong and nobody noticed,you all just followed along.

Z is zed.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:17 AM
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Text WARNING: May make you want to shout self, in face.

Ha,I was just kidding. Kinda.

Star+Flag. Its a sleeper



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 05:17 AM
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You Americans dont really know your alphabet. Somebody got it wrong and nobody noticed,you all just followed along


I'm English but good point anyway.

WHYZ?



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 06:03 AM
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Bumped.

ALS



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 06:06 AM
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You are ALS if you truly beleive that wasn't a waste of time.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 06:08 AM
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You friend doesn't get that the alphabet was not invented and named all at once but was always evolving and changing.

W, for example, was originally written as 'uu' in Old High German before the 7th Century.

en.wikipedia.org...


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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 06:18 AM
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Whyz=wise

Treat z like a full stop (cos it's at the end) you get why again.

So first it is why. which turns into wise (whyz)

This is the meaning of life and has clearly been encoded in the alphabet to encourage the act of asking "why" as it turns one "whyz" (wise)



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 08:28 AM
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If you reuse the 'H' you can spell 'YHWH'... as in god.



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 10:18 AM
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Its not my friend, I did not write this article. Also I believe it meant to be 'tongue in cheek'.

ALS



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by ALOSTSOUL
WARNING: May make you want to shout self, in face.


Read article...

Shouted "Self!" in face.



Was an interesting read to be honest, makes you wonder about things which is a good thing.

SF
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posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 10:57 AM
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I actually meant to write shoot, I didn't notice the typo until that damned time limit was up.

Glad it made them neurons fire.


ALS



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 11:07 AM
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Just to add more confusion, in slavic languages you do pronounce consonants the way he was describing in the article (without the ee sound tacked on).

A real conspiracy is why the media are waging war against indefinite articles (the, a). You might think it's just to save time, but I think it's because the european Illuminatists don't like them (I know Europeans have a hard time with them because I worked with linguists in one of my previous jobs).



posted on Dec, 7 2011 @ 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by ALOSTSOUL
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I actually meant to write shoot, I didn't notice the typo until that damned time limit was up.

Glad it made them neurons fire.


ALS


I see...

Erm, I tried this too and the result was a broken mirror! You got me



edit on 7-12-2011 by XXXN3O because: Apologies for the bad jokes, one of those moods



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