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ATS: Our Political system needs an Enema...

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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 12:51 PM
How many here are tired of the Political BS that's been going on?

I wanna see hands

I was surfing through our main topics here at ATS and saw the usual, OWS this, Republicans that, Democrats are evil. Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Blah. Meanwhile, our collective debt is rising. Wall Street keeps chugging along. China and Russia is squaring off against the US/West over Missiles in Eastern Europe, Syria and Iran. I've often felt like this man standing in our political wasteland...

This however doesn't matter to some as long as we kill the bad guy. Our Nobel Peace Prize POTUS has shown he isn't a man to be messed with!

Unless of course you owe somebody trillions!

It's hard for the average guy/gal to get a grip on the reality of our modern day life. We, ATS should do our best as outside the box thinkers to do our part. We all know the score. We have all the world's various religions gaming the system.

Most if not all of our Politicians are corrupt and are either too busy hiding scandals or simply into their own La La Land fantasy world.

Since ATS is an international site.
We here in the West think we have it bad. Let's take a look at what others around the world have to deal with on a daily basis.


Then I came across this little jewel of a thread ATS member fights for real change!. This started me thinking. We "ATS" should start fielding our own contenders into the ring.

Could you imagine?

We could have an all inclusive conflicted contradicting platform

With slogans and banners getting that message out!

  1. The Reptilians And Insectoids Walk Among Us
  2. Hitler Was a Socialist!!!
  3. Luke Skywalker was a Socialist.
  4. The Galactic Empire's Article Thirteen -Martial Law.
  5. Senate approves bill legalizes sodomy and bestiality in US military
  6. Thanksgiving - The REAL story you were never told

I say ATS should take OWS's lead on this matter.
We can start by showing our ATS Solidarity with everybody reading this dropping what you're doing and go right out and defecate on the nearest police car.

Go on,
I'll wait right here...

Ok, now that we got that out of the way. What's next? We can play the Left vs Right Paradigm game or Cop out and pretend that doesn't matter anyways. I've often thought what the hell is the point? 2012 is just around the corner and will if anything allow me to ignore my outstanding bills.
I mean what good is it if I'm the only guy alive and still paying on my VISA card?

If our collectively conflicted platform Message isn't clear to the masses then we should do as they do. That's either Dazzle them with a false sense of Brilliance or Baffle them with BS. If that fails then we should just resort to Bribery! With something more on their Intellectual level.

So what say ye ATS?

Are we going to be a force to be reckoned with? We have at our disposal the best creative minds online. I fail to see how our platform would not touch the hearts & minds of the masses! So, Dust of your tinfoil hats, set aside the hot pocket [NO!, bahh...Don't wipe your hands on your shirt!]

OK, Let's get ready to Bounce.

We Are ATS!

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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:11 PM
LOL! Those animated pictures are hysterically funny. Your post is like a picture book, deliciously satirical and fun to look at.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:23 PM
Love the girl holding up your avatar...

If this website ever did get organized on one thing.

That would be fun to watch.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:24 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

Doh! Just noticed the title (WTB).
*shakes both hands cos he can't find an icon*

edit on 3/12/11 by LightSpeedDriver because: Almost awake...

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:26 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

Now, all we need is for people to quit complaining and start participating to make the changes we need.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:27 PM
The world would be doomed. At least we couldn't do any more harm if we did become a mass-political party. We would also have pictures, animated pictures.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:31 PM
Where did you find that gif image of Obama?
Looks like he really did that.
Good thread, the ATS voice defenitely needs to go public to the masses.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:45 PM
Slayer, as always, awesome thread. SnF!

Count me in.

(I also dl'd the video, for possible future use. Did you make that yourself?)

You need to step away from archaeology for a bit and get into politics. I'd vote for you. What would the platform be, The Conspiracy Party?

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:48 PM
reply to post by PunchingBag80

I found that Gif of Obama online a few months back when OBL started sleeping with the fish

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:49 PM
reply to post by Druid42


I made that video for another thread but it seemed fitting since we are now going to possibly start our own ATS movement.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 01:51 PM

Awesome thread Slayer....

I'm voting for YOU!

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:03 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

Well folks we have a winner here in this contest and it even
offers cookies to everyone.
You're the best Slayer!

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:05 PM

Awesome thread Slayer, SnF!

Yep we should start out own movement
We could start a parody movement, letting people know that stupid protests really are stupid
for example, check this out

For some strange reason it reminds me more of OWS than it does Westborough church
Now scroll down and the below link

We could form a protest that is a parody of other stupid protests and futile partisan dialogue

I'm in!!!!

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:05 PM
Amen, here is a thumb,

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:50 PM
Our time as subservient lemmings is quickly coming to an end.
Indeed, the "parties" need to be over. Both sides of the isle meet in the same place, and its costing us our liberties and our country as a whole.
It is truly time to break the paradigm, remove the blinders and stand up and be counted.
One collective voice shouting "Enough Is Enough".

If not, we will just continue with the Geo-political, Rectal Tonguing that most in this county have gotten so used to.
We are so gullible as a society today. If it is wrapped in Fear or Flag and presented by the mainstream media, we buy it.

The alarm clock has been ringing and we are now out of time. To many snooze buttons have been hit waiting and hoping that people would wake up.
I don't hold much hope that they ever will.

posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:56 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

BTW my face still hurts from laughing!
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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 02:57 PM

Im down for protesting too!!!

ETA,Forgot my hand........too busy holding up my homemade sign,and watching homemade NATO/American flags burn................

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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 03:05 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

Hilarious stuff! I love all the avatars as signs for protesters. Oh yah and the German on your avatar is a real nice touch.

I'm in!

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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 03:08 PM
never mind
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posted on Dec, 3 2011 @ 03:10 PM
Great thread, Slayer! Very entertaining. Getting people to see eye to eye on here is like moving mountains or walking on water. To each their own I suppose? I actually enjoy the back and forth. Sometimes I participate but often I times you will find me like a fly on the wall. Some of the banter is quite entertaining and other times it seems like it comes from another planet? As out there as some of them are, I do enjoy the converging opinions.

People believe in what the want to believe no matter what. As I have said in the past, you can lead a horse to water but not make it drink. Besides, the tinfoil hat is quite comfortable and fashionable these days. There is doom and gloom around every corner, war here and war there, politicians are on the take, flunkies and cheats are considered revered and respectable, bread and circuses rule the day, and money has become what some have called it for so long, "monopoly money." The conspiracies that people have been talking about for so long at cocktail parties and taverns are actually starting to become real. People are in a state of denial, and have intentionally put on the blinders. Kind of difficult to contend with that. However as the old saying goes, "Rome wasn't built in a day."

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