Aha! At last you say! You knew it all along didn't you! Finally someone has uncovered the truth! Weeell, not so fast big guy! You see, if you
are not a christian, then this is not for you. After all, this is our secret. That's right, only those who receive the message....got it? Okay,
now that all of the atheists have left the thread I will continue. Oh, wait, you over there....I don't think you are supposed to be here....and
you...are you a christian? Okay, is that everyone?? Hmmm...I think we have a few more people who need to leave the thread. I'm WAITING! Okay, all
of the unbelievers are out so we can start now.
Anyhow, I just wanted to commend all of you ats brothers and sisters in Christ on the fine job that you are doing! You guys totally rock! That's
right, YOU ROCK! You are such good christian soldiers. It seems that we have discovered the ultimate weapon. Yep, you heard me, the ultimate
weapon!! After much research here on ats I have discovered that when a christian posts a thread on anything to do with christianity or religion, the
atheists just flock to it! I mean they are just drawn to that thread like a moth to a flame!! It is remarkable! I am so surprised by what I have
learned here on ats. I mean really, I never realized that lucifer has been so busy. He sure has been working awfully hard lately, as he knows that
he must get prepared for his 15 minutes of fame. After all, it is coming soon and he does want to be prepared.
But anywho, whether you consider yourself a believer, or a Christ follower, or a christian, or just a spiritual person that believes that Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Savior who died for ours sins that we might have eternal life, I am talking to you. To me, anyone that is a Christ follower is my
brother and sister in Christ. Now moving on. I just wanted to let you know that I think that you are definitely doing a great job on ats.
Sooooon....theeey will all be one of us!! That's right....one of us. You see, with every post it sinks further and further into their unconscious
mind. Every bit of witness that you give just sinks deeper and deeper into their mind when they read your posts. They don't know it yet, but it is
just swirling around in their heads, waiting for that right moment. You know, those moments. Those moments when they hear on the news that somebody
got killed in a car accident, or a young guy in his 20's was unexpectedly killed when riding his motorcycle, or someone they know or maybe even love
came down with cancer and didn't make it. Those will be the moments when they wonder what will happen to them if they unexpectedly die. Naw,
couldn't happen to them,,,could it? I mean you know, those Jesus followers are just all nuts and ignorant and stuff, believeing in that stupid
myth/fairytale and that dumb book that just can't be right.....oooh, but what if??...noooo, can't be, Hmmmmm......awwww....noooo...NOT GONNA THINK
ABOUT IT!! La la la la!! Oooh, but then, you know, sometimes life just sucks! I mean, the bills pile up or the job sucks, or an unexpected expense
and we don't have the money...and what are we gonna do....Oh dear God please....noooo...wait....la la la la!
Oh well, anyway, I think my dear brothers and sisters that you know where I'm going with this. I guess what I am trying to say is keep up the good
work, and don't get discouraged. You are doing a great job, and I'm sure that even now this is just running around in their brains....nagging at
them.....making them wonder......if they could be wrong. I do believe that when you enter the gates of heaven Jesus will say to you "Well done, good
and faithful servant". You see, even now, they can hear the knocking. It won't go away....shhhh....can you hear it......the knocking?
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Seriously! John 3:16?? I mean...isn't that the one that the christians always quote??? Sigh!