Of course, I can only speak for myself, but I may be excessively sensitive. I found myself sympathizing with the cat's owner, and thinking that
there was a hint of meanness and "I'm so cool" about it that took some of the fun away.
Oh too funny
Oh my sides!
Oh my guts!
Can't breathe! Too funny!
I'd like cats too if they did that to the "Stevens" I know.
I love that "I'd name him Steven."
When I read your thread title and thought to myself "huh...this will have to be pretty damn funny to top something I read a few months back". I'll
be damned if this is not the exact same thing I was thinking about. Very, very, very, very...FUNNY!!!
P.S., I read it again anyway. Again, I laughed so hard that my eyes started watering.
That's been around awhile, and is very funny. Glad you found it. Look through the rest of that site, the guy's a comedian and lots of other funny
stuff.