This is an entirely new writing style for me. I had a slightly humourous attitude while I wrote it, so please keep that in mind. It is not long, but gets to the point and applies to many people we all know. Maybe even some of us as well.

Thanks for reading!


Flippidy flap,You run your trap
Never stop to think of the facts you lack

Your mind is set, care not to hear
Will you not listen to your peer?

Arrogance is high, scent of it strong
Truth be damned, you are never wrong

Exalted opinion, all praise to its glory
Never mind truth, that’s a different story

So I’ll converse with another, my opinion they’ll enjoy
Not discarded as propagandas ploy

Speak what you want, your mind set in stone
What good does it do when you debate all alone?

Zippity zap, a taser fires
50,000 volts flow through the wires

I pee my pants as I lose control
My bowels are next, Oh god, oh no!

A baton strikes across my face
and now I'm doused with fiery mace

My eyes swell shut, my nose is crushed
I lose two teeth, my face is mush

The police tell them that all is fine
That's what I get for cutting line

Happy Black Friday!

Lol, that was fun. Who's next?

Liked it very much.. Nice rhythm and flow.

(also liked the reply... another hint,hint to that poster...)

S&F