The art of trolling, mastered by our friend Herman Cain.
Trolls are the sandworms of the internet, ''a la'' Dune. Wherever those with Unwarranted Self-Importance (USI) send vibrations of drama throughout the
cyberscape, trolls gather to feed upon it. They convert the fail into lulz, allowing intelligent posting and quality to thrive
"The troll is the lulz. The lulz is the troll."
A troll's purpose is to cause controversy. He seeks out the low-hanging fruit, playing pseudo-naive or taking an extreme position in order to get a
rise out of actual naives or extremists. A troll feeds on the emotional reactions he can cause." - Troll defined by Anon
Cain quotes the pokemon movie in presidential debate, cites the quote to be from "great poet". Remember, this speech was PLANNED. You think Cain
really knew that pokemon quote off the top off his head? Lol yeah right, he even said it came from a
the 2000 Olympics closing song, that song wasn't
even close to the quote!
And guess what!?!
According to
The Week that song is called "The Power of One"
Now, if you search that on YouTube to confirm Cain really did quote that song, as any good fact checker would do.. No Pokemon songs come up for the
top results of that search...(I am not saying that song doesn't exist because it does, I am just saying this is what you'll find when you search for
it)
The first video for that search is...
Hmm, reminds me of the youtube videos I've seen posted by anon supporters.
999 plan, besides the fact it looks like 666, is from the Sim City video game.
The Koch brothers have been
proven to secretly fund the tea party. They turned it from a
grassroots movement to something for their own benefit. Cain openly endorses the Koch brothers even after that was leaked, calling them his "brothers
from another mother"
The title of Herman Cain's book is This Is HERMAN CAIN! - With the exclamation point!
Herman Cain says he if he could be any ice cream, he'd be Häagen-Dazs Black Wallnut ice cream. Cain said "if your Hagandaz Black Wallnut you don't go
away." Again, he pick the flavor intentionally because this flavor has been discontinued. He went on to say "Black wallnut has staying power"...
Cain's sexual abuse settlement date was - 9/99!
Cain also said - "We need a leader, not a reader." That is from THE SIMPSONS MOVIE! Coincidence... the character that said the quote in the movie was
(drum roll please) the fictional satirical character "President Schwarzenegger"!
Here is the Simpson's movie trailer, which shows a reckless idiot president, the SAME Cain is trying to Satirize. This was ALL on purpose.
If you still don't believe me watch this again for the lulz
He says OWS is an orchestrated conspiracy to cover up Obama's mistakes... He insults and misrepresents OWS intentionally to spur on the movement.
Lupe Fiasco is one of the most famous
leaders of occupy wall street, listen to what he has to
say about Obama. Watch O'Reily fervently defend Obama... Oh, and OWS has "mic checked" Obama too
Herman Cain said it is OK to ban a Mosque in any community that wants to, doesn't matter why, that is literally the point he defends towards the end
of this clip. Ignore the annoying annotation. Anyone who is not metal ill, or anyone with a Muslim friend, knows this is downright absurd. He says
"that is the communitiy's right"
Cain uses SATIRE to prove his point. He talks about the importance of staying informed, yet in all of his interviews he ACTS extremely uninformed. At
the end of the speech, Cain says "They shift the subject, they ignore the facts..." That is the SAME satirical strategy he uses!
Cain demonstrates his knowledge of conspiracy theories, as reported on Alex Jone's infowars.com - the new Lybian government is infiltrated by
Al'Ciada, ehem, excuse me, Al'Quada.. That sure wasn't reported in the mainstream, Cain knows whats good!
If Cain saw that, he probably knows THE real real reason we went into to Lybia, and I bet he is PISSED. BTW, Alex Jones is often often feature on this
news channel...
Herman Cain is making a satire on the UNCLE TOM stereotype many people have of black people. He knows the neo-cons wont understand that he is using
satire, because they just think he is a clueless uncle tom. They will never believe he used these simple tricks to fool them all because they think he
is just an idiot.
To further that point, he made his campaign slogan, "Beat Obama with a Cain" - while this is not only catchy, it plays on racist mindsets who would
actually want to whip Obama like a slave (now don't get me wrong, but you gotta understand the imagery that words project).
Imagine all the Pizza... A SATIRICAL song written and sang by Herman Cain.
If this tells you one thing, it tells you the music he listens to. He probably had to listen to the original song a lot to come up with the idea and
silly lyrics. What type of music you listen to often reflects you as a person. Again, this song is very appropriate for Cain's REAL message.
Cain grew up in poverty, you think he is turning his back on his family for the Koch BROTHERS?

He says things at the end that sound like stuff
out of the anon forums.. "Our rights do not come from a man, not a committee or a czar, but from our creator" The he goes on to cite our founding
fathers, who I believe he knows A LOT about. He also makes a very big emphasis on the constitution, which contradict his banning mosque arguments.
"There is no greater force on earth than the united will of the people, the sleeping giant, we the people, have awakened"
"Cain served as Chairman of the Board of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City Omaha Branch from January 1, 1989 to December 31, 1991.[6] He became
a member of the board of directors of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City in 1992.[6] He served as deputy chairman from January 1, 1992 to
December 31, 1994, and then as its chairman until August 19, 1996,[6] when he resigned to become active in national politics."
Herman Cain has also witnessed the Beast from the inside through his work with the Federal Reserve.
Now let me end with...
Whether Herman Cain knows it or not, he is an asset of Anonymous, he is a member of the Hivemind operating in perfect accordance with The Plan. He is
spreading satire whether he knows it or not. Google "Anonymous Hivemind 101 - The Virtual Tribe" to further understand this.. BTW, I am not trying to
recruit you, I am just saying my opinion.
And... cut, that is my ultimate conspiracy theory. IMO the truth can be stranger in than fiction and a sleeping giant is waking up. If not, Herman
Cain is the freaking anti-christ and would start WW3 because if it is not satire, he seems to hate all Muslims, plus his 999 would then make since.
Either way, the truth of Herman Cain is strange.
edit on 29-11-2011 by CREAM because: (no reason given)