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TextThe pizzas look good, but the names are even better: “the one you eat at the restaurant and then die at home”; “the pizza that no one needs”; “the one for when your kids are driving you crazy”; etc. We eat, we drink, and we call it a day – fully clean and with the heater on full blast. Read more: blog.travelpod.com...link(blog.travelpod.com... lazycaravan/2/1293210807/tpod.html
TextFitzsnuggy's named sandwiches for celebrities (no particular reason I know of). Their tuna salad was "Ike and Tina Tuna". Their cream cheese and olive sandwich was named Cream Abdul Jabbar. I never discerned a pattern in Fitzwilly's food names. They had a m,ssive chocolate ice cream/cake dessert called "Daddy, I don't want to eat this".link(www.flyertalk.com...