You claim to have 'read' the 'Bible' (probably only in English translations and not in paleoHebrew, Aramaic or Greek?) and yet - you claim you've NEVER EVER ONCE encountered the story of Bala'am and his infamous paleo-Hebrew Talking Donkey? So much for the King James Version !!
Here Is What You Wrote :
Sigismundus : ... Talking Donkeys? Where in the Bible does it have talking Donkeys?
I actually have read the Bible and gone to Church, this is all just what you want to believe thats the whole point
If you dont, your just going to want people to throw proof in your face, thats something you need to find on your own.
I am not a religious person but I'm no Dummy...
Well, maybe you're no dummy, you just are not a very attentive reader : Here is the LINK for the Oracular Donkey of the Jews who seems to like to chat...alot apparently...
See: The Book of Numbers (part of the TORAH of the Jews) chapter 22: verses 21-35
Now how can any responsible individual walk around claiming he has 'read' the 'Bible' and yet NOT come across this story?
I hate to ask, but I feel I must - since you claim to be somewhat intelligent : Did...you...go...to...College ?
edit on 8-2-2012 by Sigismundus because: stuttering cccccomputttter keeeyyyboarddddd