posted on Jun, 11 2012 @ 04:18 PM
reply to post by FlyersFan
I can see this film causing seizures...just reading about it is putting me dangerously close...
Seriously though, I agree with you. I made an effort to watch these, for the wife, as she kept telling me how good it was (and I like other vampire
Kristen Stewart, though hot in a kind of meth-head way, can barely stay awake, let alone act. It's like watching a stoner film.
Pattinson is supposed to be this dream hunk guy...but he looks like a gargoyle...what kind of brain-washing happened with MILFs and teens across the
country? That and his facial expression looks like he is constantly smelling the world's worst fart.... At least the werewolf kid is ripped, so I can
see that (though, if this was the other way around....40-something guys drooling over a young gal, it'd be sick..but with 40-something soccer moms
drooling over a young guy, it's somehow ok...)
I'm with you, focus on the Roman vamps and THEN you have a flick. Dakota Fanning as a vamp was pretty cool to see, her age making it just that more
creepy as cold as she was.
The big thing with these movies though, is they are SO SLOW.... Oh my god...it's like watching paint dry. At least I got to see them at home, vs.
being surrounded by estrogen in a theater.