reply to post by Talltexxxan
Awesome story TallTexxan! I think that is probably how it went for a lot of shoppers. It can be quite entertaining, as long as you don't get caught
up in the stampedes or gunfire, LOL!
Last night, (Black Friday almost over, 7 p.m.), my wife and I stopped by WalMart for some Ice Cream (kids were staying at Grandma's). On the way
there, I kept telling her I was going to make a scene in Walmart, and if anyone was near the ice cream, I was going to bum rush them, throw some
elbows around and scream "MINE!"
me, which she knows is a sure fire way to get it done. So, Black Friday was over, Walmart
was bare, nobody in the aisles, nobody in the checkouts, etc. We sauntered on over the the ice cream aisle, she grabbed my arm and said,"Is
that......" As I turned to look, she shoved me and ran for the ice cream and said, "NO, ITS MIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!"
She nailed me with my own prank! The nerve!
But, I got her back, after she relaxed from all the cracking up, she handed it off to me to carry (no cart). We had the giant plastic tub of
Neopolitan, we headed over for some hard-shell topping. I lingered back, as she got close to the topping, I screamed NOOO and I slid the tub of ice
cream down the aisle and bowled her over with it! She jumped and turned Matrix style, but it still got her back foot and she yelped. I ran and
grabbed the fudge topping, scooped up my ice cream from the floor and ran for the checkouts!
So, we didn't fight the crowds, but just to be funny, we made up our own fight. It was hilarious, and I really thought the few other shoppers would
see the irony, but we only got frowns, no laughter? Oh well, we had FUN!
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