posted on Nov, 24 2011 @ 03:47 AM
I once got into a crash (on the one day I had smoked no ganja) while listening to a song by The Bloodhound Gang, I think its called "I hope you die"
and its about hating someone and wishing they'd get into a crash and go to prison and get raped.... I remember some of the lyrics though it was like
almost 10 years ago...
"I hope you flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
Ah, screw it, I gotta look up the rest.... BRB... It must be done lol... Best car crash song ever, next to Thursdays "Understanding in a car
crash"
Ok here it is!
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope your Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
(Chorus)I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die!
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim was a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember "fist" can be a verb,
And when you finally regain consciousness,
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day!
(Chorus) I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die!
...I hope you die!
Find it on YouTube and listen!
And always remember, if you study high, you gotta be high while taking the test!
Or... If you took the driving test high, gotta be high everytime you drive haha xD