Amish Terrorist Cell

No no no really!!!
FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
So, I am looking around the news and one of Comcast "Top stories" is about an Amish terrorist cell.
BUT WAIT,,,,, the leaders name is Sam Mullet!!!
All the while reading this I was waiting for the punchline.
OMG there are really Amish terrorists!!!
The war on terrorism just got real!

Be careful with your snarky insinuations. We do barn raisings every day. You could end up under one of 'em. Or become an ingredient in some excellent cheese.

Btw, your hair...it's looking a lil' shaggy if'n you know what I mean.

reply to post by g146541


WOW!!!! 'Amish terrorist cell' that is a phrase I never thought I would read or hear. I saw another thread today that had something like 'peaceful Iran' in the title! Things are looking a little bassackwards today.

Originally posted by g146541
No no no really!!!
FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
So, I am looking around the news and one of Comcast "Top stories" is about an Amish terrorist cell.
BUT WAIT,,,,, the leaders name is Sam Mullet!!!
All the while reading this I was waiting for the punchline.
OMG there are really Amish terrorists!!!

The war on terrorism just got real!

There is an amish bakery about 20 minutes from my house. I think they are a part of that terrorist cell because they make some "killer" donuts!

reply to post by kellerphoenix

I too had to read the artical to believe it.So a breakaway sect is giving forced haircuts?So i guess they are terrorist barbers?Terrorism is a federal offence but for forced haircuts??Btw,just when you thought you've heard everything...why i love ATS!

reply to post by kellerphoenix


This is 1984 errr Bizarro world, good is bad and lies are truth.
Yeah, Amish terrorist cell.
Next we'll see buggiebombs.

reply to post by britelite1971


I would love to get some intel on this place but as I am nowhere near I will need an agent to frequent this place and gain their confidence, just stop in and pick up some donuts if you would.

reply to post by AgentX09


Indeed, entertainment at it's finest!
Speaking of entertainment,

Figure some would need video proof.

"Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women, authorities said."

So sad, those poor Amish women going beardless!

reply to post by DeReK DaRkLy


Not fair!!
I almost spit my coffee up on my keyboard, instead I choked on it.
Star on ya.

reply to post by g146541


Buggiebombs......that's too funny!!!!

ahh.. the cows must be chemical weapons plants in disguise..
Amish terrorists ?????!!
what the hell is the government thinking over there.. Erm .. Nevermind momentarily forgot the u.s government doesnt think...