Amish Terrorist Cell, page

No no no really!!!
FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
So, I am looking around the news and one of Comcast "Top stories" is about an Amish terrorist cell.
BUT WAIT,,,,, the leaders name is Sam Mullet!!!
All the while reading this I was waiting for the punchline.
OMG there are really Amish terrorists!!!
The war on terrorism just got real!

reply to post by g146541

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WOW!!!! 'Amish terrorist cell' that is a phrase I never thought I would read or hear. I saw another thread today that had something like 'peaceful Iran' in the title! Things are looking a little bassackwards today.

Originally posted by g146541
No no no really!!!
FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
So, I am looking around the news and one of Comcast "Top stories" is about an Amish terrorist cell.
BUT WAIT,,,,, the leaders name is Sam Mullet!!!
All the while reading this I was waiting for the punchline.
OMG there are really Amish terrorists!!!
The war on terrorism just got real!

There is an amish bakery about 20 minutes from my house. I think they are a part of that terrorist cell because they make some "killer" donuts!

reply to post by kellerphoenix

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I too had to read the artical to believe it.So a breakaway sect is giving forced haircuts?So i guess they are terrorist barbers?Terrorism is a federal offence but for forced haircuts??Btw,just when you thought you've heard everything...why i love ATS!

reply to post by kellerphoenix

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This is 1984 errr Bizarro world, good is bad and lies are truth.
Yeah, Amish terrorist cell.
Next we'll see buggiebombs.

reply to post by britelite1971

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I would love to get some intel on this place but as I am nowhere near I will need an agent to frequent this place and gain their confidence, just stop in and pick up some donuts if you would.

reply to post by AgentX09

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Indeed, entertainment at it's finest!
Speaking of entertainment,

Figure some would need video proof.

reply to post by DeReK DaRkLy

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Not fair!!
I almost spit my coffee up on my keyboard, instead I choked on it.
Star on ya.

reply to post by g146541

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Buggiebombs......that's too funny!!!!

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