posted on Sep, 4 2004 @ 02:41 PM
Thank you for nominating me as the Republican choice for President of the United States. I accept the nomination.
Lies, lies, lies, gross provocation of emotion, more lies, more lies, and now for some truth.
I have no idea what the hell I'm doing here.
Osama has not been caught. In fact, no one has ever been prosecuted for the 9/11 bombings and attacks. But, America is stronger than ever and
fighting whoever or whatever attacked us that day.
Iraq is not doing so well. US Forces control about 3% of the country - the Green Zone (when it's not being mortared) and the firebases on which US
forces sit and get mortared.
However, the Iraqi people are free from Saddam Hussein, and free to form clans and militias to protect themselves, and also free to bring in
terrorists for a little live-fire exercise against real US targets anytime they want. We are consistently losing an average of 1.7 soldiers a day
since the end of major combat operations, with no change in fluctuation, so as you can see we are winning.
We will be in Iraq indefinitely, as we have constructed 10 permanent bases there.
More lies, lies, lies, and distortions.
Thank you, and have a good night.