Is this your dog?

Is this your dog?



Or maybe this one



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reply to post by diamondsmith


no but perhaps I found yours.. ?

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I don't like rice!

No offense but finding those images a little bit gross and disturbing. I am glad nature took the ro9ute it did. Here is some more dog humor. I just heard this one yesterday...

So a guy was very close to and brings his dead dog to the Catholic Church for funeral services.

The Pastor seems mildly amused but still turns the man away gently.

"I am so sorry sir" he says, "but this is against our religion and considered sacrilege. It will be quite impossible for us to hold a funeral service and bury your animal here in the Church grounds."

Distraught the man asks for advice. The Father tells him he might have better luck with the Methodist Church down the road a ways and suggests he go and try them out.

Sadly the man turns away. "Thanks - I will" says the man hauling his dead dog out. "I certainly hope they bury my beloved Rex. I intend to offer them a ten thousand dollar donation for their Church if they do"

The Priest is suddenly in motion and a blinding streak after the man. He catches up to him and is blocking the man and his dead dog off at the door.

"Well now..." says the Priest enthusiastically and breathing heavily from the run....



"You did not tell me your dog was a Catholic!"

reply to post by newcovenant
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!