Venus - Socialist Men's Utopia

When the Soviets sent probes to Venus in the 60s, they reported that Venus is Hell. Unbearable temperatures and pressures and runaway greenhouse gasses.

This of course, is utter rubbish. Pure Soviet propaganda. Venus is a lush tropical paradise inhabited solely by beautiful Amazon women who propagate asexually, but are more than accomodating to men.

Under Soviet plan "Excursion" they made the world believe that the Soviet space system was a disaster, that the guys with slavishly working German scientists who put up the first satellite and the first man to orbit Earth were space losers, blowing up their lunar rockets.

While stupid Yankees believed Venus was uninhabitable hell world and concentrated on dusty, barren Mars, smart Ivans sent men to Venus.

The reports back were that the Venusian Amazons adored men as gods. Venusian siren call that through ages has always entranced minds of men far more than minds of women is generated by psychic call of a planet full of females. The Soviets went broke sending their elite to Venus.

Now while capitalists are about to start world war 3 on Earth and turn this planet into true hell world, Russians, Ukranians, and Siberians are laughing their asses off under true socialist men's utopia, living in perfect harmony with nature and with beautiful Amazon's tending to their every needs.

Who's laughing now?

Well, I'm guessing that anyone that would believe that would end up here:




Pointless and ridiculous.

Originally posted by intrepid
Well, I'm guessing that anyone that would believe that would end up here:




Pointless and ridiculous.

Good boy. That's what you're supposed to be thinking. Here's a cookie.

Sounds more like to me the crazy Ivans were watching a bit too much porn.

Now, anything the Soviets would have discovered in space would have eventually been discovered by the Americans.

In case you werent aware, taib, Venus was the Roman goddess of love and sex, hence, the modern day sci-fi image of the planet being full of hot horny lusty women who crave men.

This is a typical male fanatsy: to find a whole untouched bunch of women, with no males present, who will worship them and accomidate every sexual need. That much is obvious even to the dumbest of people.

If you seriously bel;ieve this, its safe to say, that probably a good number of things you shall post in the future will be equally laughable............

Why did you leave out the part about them drugging the men, eating them, and then sending Stepford clones of the men back to earth to convince more men to tavel to Venus and start the whole cycle over again?

I know, a Venusian bias in the media! That's it!

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
Sounds more like to me the crazy Ivans were watching a bit too much porn.

Now, anything the Soviets would have discovered in space would have eventually been discovered by the Americans.

In case you werent aware, taib, Venus was the Roman goddess of love and sex, hence, the modern day sci-fi image of the planet being full of hot horny lusty women who crave men.

This is a typical male fanatsy: to find a whole untouched bunch of women, with no males present, who will worship them and accomidate every sexual need. That much is obvious even to the dumbest of people.

If you seriously bel;ieve this, its safe to say, that probably a good number of things you shall post in the future will be equally laughable............

Porn is proof of sick mind generated by social conditions resulting from capitalists. Soviet man does not need such filth. Mind of Soviet man is clean and pure, chaste like hero-knights of old.

I must say you have very colorful imagination! But you are very sexist to assume so much about men. Condition resultant from vacuum of morality in non-socialist society, and maybe bad relationships with capitalist so-called men. Such mentality is non-existant on Socialist Utopia of Venus.

And of course I'm aware of ancient Roman concept of Venus! As I stated psychic call of Venusian females transforms shiny thing in sky into most beautiful object in sky surpassing even Luna.

Sure, Taib.

tell that to the German and eastern European women who got raped by your clean pure minded socialist males..........