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Texting Lessons For Seniors

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posted on Nov, 16 2011 @ 11:16 AM
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Texting for Seniors

I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement My Favorite
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texing on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) Enjoy -
Really Gotta Go

edit on 16-11-2011 by guohua because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 16 2011 @ 11:40 AM
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Too funny.



posted on Nov, 16 2011 @ 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by imawlinn
Too funny.


Thank You!!
YIPES, FWIW just as I HGBM I thought was OMSG



posted on Nov, 17 2011 @ 02:02 PM
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Must be getting older by the day,,,,,,

I thought I was at BFF but it turned out I FWIW while ATD Office




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