My Trip to the Hospital (kinda Gross)

I have been gone a couple days and promised to let yall know what happened well I feel a little better today and thought I would tell the story.

I woke up a couple days ago and went to the bathroom first thing (yall older people know what I am talking about).

Blood gushed out like like something I havent seen since Nam

My wife rushed me to the emergancy room and for once I didnt argue...LOL

I was still bleeding like a stuck hog when I got there but stopped soon afterwards

After having probes stuck into EVERY body oppening they could find they discovered that I had had a blood vein burst inside me, having VERY high Blood pressure I have had smaller ones burst and even had a couple mild heart attacks in the past but this was a fairly large vein and I lost a lot of blood.

I am real weak and will be off work for a couple weeks to make sure I am healed up and I feel like this weeks guest star on "OZ"....LOL

If any one asks you if you are ready for your colonoscopey (spelling) the correct answer is NO.

Thanks for the conceren everybody

Frank

Amuk-

What an ordeal. I'm happy to hear you are ok. Couldn't image this board without you my friend. Alot of us were really worried when you didn't post again yesterday.

Try to stay down and rest for a few days ok big guy.

Bleys

Glad to hear your ok. Hope you get better.

That falls for me more into the 'terrifying' category than 'gross'! Thankfully you were able to get medical care right away. Sorry you had to go through the testing wringer, but it sounds like it wsa worth it. I hope you get your blood pressure under control and start to feel better in general very, very soon. My best to you & your family.

ouch >.< . having a camera shoved up your behind, double ouch

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Ouch. Ouch times many. Gotta give you credit- if that happened to me, I'd be panicking and running all over the place. Hoep you feel better soon.

DE

Holy # amuk that sucks dude.

Good to know you're ok.

Get well soon.

Yikes....I would have passed out - even though I never have...I could see myself doing it

I'm glad to hear you're okay man...get some rest...

Clearly a case where this song just doesn't apply...

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Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
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From the tiniest little tadger
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So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.