LMAO! -> How would you like to meet this guy?, page 1

posted on Sep, 2 2004 @ 03:05 PM

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How would you like to meet this guy?
BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

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LMAO!!!! getting caught having sex with a blow up doll!! so embarrasing..

websurfer

posted on Sep, 2 2004 @ 05:40 PM

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He was drunk. Have a few drinks yourself and see what happens. Chug the beer down like water and go to a private place and see what happens.

Hellish-D

posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 07:32 AM

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Hellish-D

posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 08:31 AM

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[edit on Sat, Feb 7th 2009 by Djarums]

Obliv_au

posted on Feb, 7 2009 @ 11:01 PM

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i guess a pair of dolls is a big step up from the guy who got his wang stuck in a "small hole" (giggle) in a park bench when celebrating the opening of the olympics in china.

or the guy caught making sweet sweet love to a vacuum cleaner

[edit on 7/2/09 by Obliv_au]

_Phoenix_

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 12:34 AM

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The worst one is the guy who chops off his penis in a public restaurant in London....

roswell1

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 02:53 AM

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I wonder if he really was drunk, I know that if I were caught with a 'Rubber lubber' in a shopping center that I'd act drunk...

weirdo...

Roswell.

comawhite015

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by _Phoenix_
The worst one is the guy who chops off his penis in a public restaurant in London....

hahaha.. hahhaahhahaha.. I can just imagine..

"Your knackerwurst sucks! Fine! I have my own!"

Joecroft

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 10:49 AM

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Man that is soo embarrassing lol

I can just imagine the police arriving on the scene “The party’s over…step away from the doll”

This is a clear warning to everybody, to drink in moderation

- JC

_Phoenix_

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by comawhite015

Originally posted by _Phoenix_
The worst one is the guy who chops off his penis in a public restaurant in London....

hahaha.. hahhaahhahaha.. I can just imagine..

"Your knackerwurst sucks! Fine! I have my own!"

LOL yeah. By the way this really did happen. I think he was crazy. I don't remember what exactly happened. The news report must be out there somewhere on ATS.

FredT

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by websurfer
He was drunk. Have a few drinks yourself and see what happens. Chug the beer down like water and go to a private place and see what happens.

Friends dont let friends beer goggle eh? :w:

Hellish-D

posted on Feb, 8 2009 @ 03:41 PM

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I got in trouble for posting the link, but this same exact scenario happened just a few days ago in Florida.

But the guy had 2 blowup dolls and several packs of Reeses Peanut butter cups.

Why? The world may never know.