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22 Suggested Alternate Nicknames For Michael Jackson
This week, Michael Jackson released a statement decrying the recent unauthorized biopic, Man in the Mirror, blasting the press that hound him and, finally, asking people to stop referring to him by his common nickname, "Wacko Jacko."
So, in the spirit of innovation and respect, we at Fametracker vow never to use "Wacko Jacko" again, and submit the following list of suggested alternate nicknames for the erstwhile King of Pop:
The Amazing Molesto
The Museum of Surgical Mishaps
Ol' Man Black-No-More
The King of Being Nuts
The White Shadow
The Human Pub Special ("Try The Spotted Dick")
A-B-C, Simple as Me-Crazy
Chimp My Ride
The Thrilla With Hands Like a Caterpilla
Mr. I.M. Loopy, Esquire
The Chairman of Your Private Parts