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Alternate Nicknames For Michael Jackson

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posted on Sep, 1 2004 @ 09:35 PM
I found this at and thought it was worth sharing.

22 Suggested Alternate Nicknames For Michael Jackson

This week, Michael Jackson released a statement decrying the recent unauthorized biopic, Man in the Mirror, blasting the press that hound him and, finally, asking people to stop referring to him by his common nickname, "Wacko Jacko."

So, in the spirit of innovation and respect, we at Fametracker vow never to use "Wacko Jacko" again, and submit the following list of suggested alternate nicknames for the erstwhile King of Pop:

Fright-y Whitey

Luke Moonwalker

Dr. Weirdenstein

The Amazing Molesto


L'il Cuckoo

The Museum of Surgical Mishaps

Ol' Man Black-No-More

The King of Being Nuts

Freaky McSqueaky

The White Shadow

The Human Pub Special ("Try The Spotted Dick")

Cap'n Touch-Yer-Pants

A-B-C, Simple as Me-Crazy

El Duque

Chimp My Ride

The One-Man-Wild-Slumber-Party

The Thrilla With Hands Like a Caterpilla

Mr. I.M. Loopy, Esquire


The Chairman of Your Private Parts

Wackson Jackson

[Edited on 9/1/04 by NotTooHappy]

posted on Sep, 1 2004 @ 10:12 PM
Father Mike? Think about it.

posted on Sep, 2 2004 @ 12:25 AM
Oh my God, I am laughing my butt off.....Thrilla with hands like catapilla.


posted on Sep, 2 2004 @ 12:40 AM
Just plain old "FREAK" if you ask me.

posted on Jan, 11 2005 @ 10:20 AM
What? No "Wacko Jacko"? I guess that one was rather close.

Father Michael--LOL!!!

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