Originally posted by GLontra
Originally posted by caerloyw
The world is going mad...
I can remember how the future of the world looked bright in 1996. The Yugoslav Wars had ended, and everyone was expecting a future of peace in the
I can't believe this #. What the PEOPLE of the UK think about it? An attack on Iran? It may start a World War... This is insane...
It wont start a world war, it might just prevent one though.
WHAT??? This is how you want to prevent a World War? Attacking a country? You should be crazy...
How should we prevent it then? Plant flowers near their breeder reactors? Submit to Sharia law, allow the return of the Caliphate, pay our Infidel
We could force all of the followers of Christianity to abase themselves publicly and apologize for the crusades, huge mistake, sorry guys, how about
you kill only 1/3 of them and let it go at that? By the way, no need to waste your hard earned oil money building breeder reactors and stuff.
Here's a couple nukes. Go ahead and just burn the Isralies off the map. No one really likes them anyway, but us yanks have always been suckers for
the underdog, haha! As long as the underdog isn't us, haha!
Oh and by the way, your hard-earned oil money is paid to you, in part, by us, The Great Satan! Because we are so evil and power hungry, we decided
that stealing all your oil was just too cliche...we'd rather pay you billions of EvilBucks each quarter and then watch you not
use it to
better the living conditions of your people! Hah! Then you started using our EvilBucks to fund and excecute plans to kill our
That was so entertaining, we put sanctions and lockdowns on most of our domestic fuel production so we could give you MORE EvilSatanBucks to kill us
with, while not sharing! Great fun! But I digress. Have you completed your "passive" invasion of Europe yet? Got those saucy UK girls all
muzzled up yet? The Mosque at Ground Zero is looking great, by the way.
The Senator told me to tell you that his group has about got the last of those pesky Judeo-Christian "Blue Laws" off the books for good. He says
that by next month the system and code of laws will be completely sterilized and cleansed of any "religious" ideologies.
Then, of course, we can start embedding yours. Finally, we'll be rid of that pesky Freedom of Speech! I can't wait to start slaughtering
dissidents! I bought two new machetes just for that.
Ahh, Peace at Last!